Some coach, I've never ever met Jack Daniels, and everything I've read from him here has been a positive experience. If you think that I'm "crushing your life's work" that's your problem. I'm not. Just be thankful you're not a lawyer or a politician. (What do you call ten lawyers at the bottom of the sea?) I've had EP geeks tell me years ago (when I originally posted that satire) it put big a big smile on their faces. If you are a bitter person to start with, you'll probably find bitterness in anything you read. Hopefully, a little humor will cure that.