I Have Come Back In Time To Kill Sarah Connor

What? Me?

Sarah Connor wrote:

What? Me?

You are not Sarah Connor. Where is Sarah Connor?

Come with me if you want to live.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

I'm the leader of the resistance and the last hope om mankind.

Well Damn....I was wrong about that whole "travel back in time" thing.

Stephen Hawking wrote:

Well Damn....I was wrong about that whole "travel back in time" thing.

The proof is in the pudding. (by his own admission, Kyle Reese is no Stephen Hawking...)

Kyle Reese: The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.

Sarah Connor: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.

Kyle Reese: Not yet. Not for about forty years.

Sarah Connor: Are you saying it's from the future?

Kyle Reese: One possible future. From your point of view - I don't know tech stuff.

Sarah Connor: Then you're saying you're from the future, too, is that right?

Kyle Reese: Right.

Sarah Connor: Right.

He(it)actually killed all the Sara Connors in the phone book, so you still may be in danger, unless you have an unlisted number.

Too bad we didn't have cell phones back then. The Terminator would have been screwed then!

Reese: That terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with. It can't be bargained with. It doesn't know fear or remorse or pity. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead.

[the T-1000 has fallen into a vat of molten steel]

John Connor: Is it dead?

The Terminator: Terminated.

John Connor: [holds up robot arm] Will this melt in the lava?

The Terminator: Yes, Throw it in.

John Connor: Bye Bye!

The Terminator: And the chip.

Sarah Connor: [in relief] It's over.

The Terminator: No, not yet. There is still one more chip, points to head where chip is located, and it must be destroyed, also.

John Connor: No, no! You can't go! You can't go! No, stay with us it will be allright.

The Terminator: I'm sorry John, it has to be this way.

John Connor: I order you! I order you not to go! John starts to cry.

The Terminator: I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

[Gives elevator controls to Sarah]

The Terminator: Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel.

[Sarah lowers him into steel]

The Terminator: Good-bye.

[Sinks into molten steel, but at last moment, gives a thumbs-up. His heads-up display is shown powering down]

The Terminator: [John and Sarah break down crying]

I'll be back.

"breathe"

I thought you said Tara Conner:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Conner

It's shocking, just shocking that a 20 year old would be drinking in an NYC bar...just shocking!!! Damn Kentucky hicks!!

Alan

Comedy is definitely not one of your talents, Alan.

Runningart2004 wrote:

I thought you said Tara Conner:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Conner

It's shocking, just shocking that a 20 year old would be drinking in an NYC bar...just shocking!!! Damn Kentucky hicks!!

Alan

Running has a Tara Conner:

Same one? Pre-plastic?

Terminator: "Don't do dat"

I'd sue you if I owned the rights to the character.