piercing (PA) and running

Hello Douchebag have we met?

luke wrote:

i am thinking about getting a piercing done and i was wondering if any other runners here have gotten one and if so how it affected their running. specifically i am interested in the prince albert version of genital piercing. (i dont want to describe it here but go ahead and look it up). if i do get it, will it rub or chaffe during my running and if so, how uncomfortable will it be? i'm not talking about the initial phases of inflammation but after it heals. Also, would i have to take time off from running to let it heal properly?

thankyou,

-luke

TRANSLATION - "the 2 women I have slept with were extremely underwhelmed. My confidence and manhood is threatened so I am considering mutilating my member and risking infection by installing an appliance that I am convinced will enhance pleasure to women who will likely dump me anyway."

Just how does the installer work up the gumption to take said member in hand and...well....install?

"OK, Luke I am going to swab your naughty bits with alcohol. This may be a little uncomfortable but it will be nothing compared to the pain you feel once I staple your tallywhacker!!"

YEESH!!!

You are either the worst troll to ever grace this board or you're one stupid clown. Which is it?

After the initial healing phase, its all good. but on a side note i must warn you that your are going to be pissing everywhere but straight. and because your adding a new hole you will be dribbling from underneath as well. I had mine in for 18 months and had it out 2 years and im still pissing everywhere, on walls, floors, pants legs, gotta keep and eye on that thing.

thanks for the sincere post. the whole peeing everywhere thing is a little bit disconcerting though. how long does the initial healing phase last? are we talking a few days or weeks?

thanks

one stupid clown?

firstly they say no sex for 8 weeks, so if your going through a dry spell now would be the time, secondly your gonna have some bleeding for 7-10 days, some pain for the first week, particuarly bending over. and it will destroy condoms. i had a loop in the whole time i had mine, but looking back at it now i would have switched to a bar asap, and that might have helped with some of the issues. but overall i would do it again. loved the damn thing