Does he get B.O. or does he never sweat?
Does he get B.O. or does he never sweat?
Wouldn't his Jizz have killed Lois? Like all his muscles are super powered, so wouldnt it tear a hole in her uterus when it was fired at supersonic speeds?
Damn that's a good question.
D-Man wrote:
Wouldn't his Jizz have killed Lois? Like all his muscles are super powered, so wouldnt it tear a hole in her uterus when it was fired at supersonic speeds?
Superman and Lois conceived in Superman II, but only after he gave up his super powers.
SPOILER ALERT: He got his powers back at the end of the movie.
How does Clark Kent get drug tested for work, or get physicals? He'd need to pull some Gattaca-type deal.
Along similar lines as the original poster, how can he shave? One answer may have been with thid crystals from Krypton, but Lex Luthor was able to chip a piece off in the new movie.
Important questions.
Botcher wrote:
Superman and Lois conceived in Superman II, but only after he gave up his super powers.
Hence Rexing.
If superman is the man of steel, does he walk around with a boner every second of his life?
With a lead apron, a flowbee with weakened kryptonite blades, and lead based pre-shave wash and a kryptonite Remington!
What do I win?
"Because Superman is invulnerable, he cannot blush and because his skin is never affected by the sun, he is impervious to sunburn.
Superman's hair is indestructible and can neither be cut nor can it grow in Earth's atmosphere. (Superman #132, October 1959)
Any attempt to cut Superman's hair by ordinary means results only in the shattering of whatever scissors are being used, but Superman can cut his own hair when absolutely necessary by subjecting it to the concentrated power of his own X-ray vision. In a red-sun environment, however, where Superman has no super-powers, his hair loses its indestructibility and begins to grow. If Superman undertakes a mission to a red-sun Planet, it is best for him to shave and trim his hair before returning to the yellow-sun environment of Earth, where his hair will once again become indestructible.
Similarly, Superman's fingernails and toenails, which are indestructible and do not grow in the earthly environment, do grow and are destructible on Planets revolving about a red sun."
Then how the heck did he not remain a baby on earth?
D-Man wrote:
Wouldn't his Jizz have killed Lois? Like all his muscles are super powered, so wouldnt it tear a hole in her uterus when it was fired at supersonic speeds?
Lead condoms?
Action Comics #306 suggests that Superman can perform feats of lovemaking of which an ordinary man would be quite incapable: forced into the position of having to kiss Lois Lane beneath the mistletoe at a Daily Planet Christmas party in 1963, Clark Kent mischievously decides to shock the daylights out of Lois by giving her a super-kiss, in the manner of Superman, instead of the mild-mannered kiss she would be likely to expect from Clark Kent. Indeed, when Kent finally releases Lois from his embrace after giving her a super-soulful kiss, Lois is glassy-eyed and on the verge of swooning.
"Holy Toledo, Clark," exclaims someone at the party, " - where'd you learn to kiss like that?"
"Yes," stammers Lois, plainly impressed, "for a while I thought you were - er - someone else! Where'd you pick up this technique?"
"Maybe it's sort of a hidden talent!" replies Kent. "After all, you don't know everything about me!"