A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
What type of gorilla should I get?
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I laughed. 8/10
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GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
Straight from the Congo, his name is Raji, he can play the bongo's and does a great Mighty Joe Young impersonation.
Easy going and gets along with everyone, a real nice gorilla
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Elzio Dennick wrote:
GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
Straight from the Congo, his name is Raji, he can play the bongo's and does a great Mighty Joe Young impersonation.
Easy going and gets along with everyone, a real nice gorilla
I second a gorilla named ivan who used to live in a shopping mall.
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There was a huge gorilla at the San Diego Zoo way back when, thinking his name was Vincent, Victor something like that,if you pointed a camea at him he;d actually smile and pose, dead serious.
Guessing 6 foot 500 pounds.
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GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
I don't think it's legal to keep a gorilla in the back yard. Or to even buy one. What you could do is rent a gorilla suit for like a month and then put it on every time you leave the house. I did that years ago when I live in L.A., and drove the neighbors half-insane. One even called the cops! The cops told him there's no law on a guy wearing a gorilla suit.
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Wait... bruh. 🤣
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Wut wut?
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Ponchus pilot wrote:
GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
I don't think it's legal to keep a gorilla in the back yard. Or to even buy one. What you could do is rent a gorilla suit for like a month and then put it on every time you leave the house. I did that years ago when I live in L.A., and drove the neighbors half-insane. One even called the cops! The cops told him there's no law on a guy wearing a gorilla suit.
Lol you couldn´t even tell that this thread is obviously a joke
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Elzio Dennick wrote:
GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
Straight from the Congo, his name is Raji, he can play the bongo's and does a great Mighty Joe Young impersonation.
Easy going and gets along with everyone, a real nice gorilla
His bro Huey, his fav movie King Kong, big tears in his eyes as Kong comes crashing down off the Empire State Building
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vvv wrote:
Ponchus pilot wrote:
I don't think it's legal to keep a gorilla in the back yard. Or to even buy one. What you could do is rent a gorilla suit for like a month and then put it on every time you leave the house. I did that years ago when I live in L.A., and drove the neighbors half-insane. One even called the cops! The cops told him there's no law on a guy wearing a gorilla suit.
Lol you couldn´t even tell that this thread is obviously a joke
I'm not going to debate you, man. Either rent a gorilla suit or don't.
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Elzio Dennick wrote:
GORILLA!! wrote:
A friend and I are moving into a house July 1st. The house has a fenced in back yard so we are considering getting a gorilla. It would have to be a full time outdoor gorilla, however during inclement weather there is a shed it could go in. Any suggestions on what type of gorilla to get? We want one that is fat and lazy and awesome!
Straight from the Congo, his name is Raji, he can play the bongo's and does a great Mighty Joe Young impersonation.
Easy going and gets along with everyone, a real nice gorilla
Yup, the black ones are the way to go. Shiny coat, strong like a thug, and can grind your rear into pieces if you tease it.
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kuundi wrote:
Elzio Dennick wrote:
Straight from the Congo, his name is Raji, he can play the bongo's and does a great Mighty Joe Young impersonation.
Easy going and gets along with everyone, a real nice gorilla
Yup, the black ones are the way to go. Shiny coat, strong like a thug, and can grind your rear into pieces if you tease it.
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Definitely get a fat one, then you won't need a tree. Fat gorillas don't climb.
Even fat chimps will freak out on you if they don't have plenty of trees. Then you get them trees, and they climb up and throw things at you.
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