Did you know that Wolly Mammoths were still on the Earth 4,000 years ago?

Good gooly!

I actually did.

Interestingly, woolly mammoths started dying out right around the same time people started wearing wool clothing.

Wholly Bully!

4000 years ago? Try 28 years ago at Purdue Univ, after a night out at the bars. I woke up next to a Wolly Mammoth named Martha.

So you had a chance to keep the magnificent species alive and you failed to act?

Sure we believe they may have gone extinct as recently as 4,000 years ago ... until that rustling in the bushes you hear on one of your runs proves otherwise.

Think about that!

Could happen, couldn't it?

Wouldn't know until it happened!

Lucky she didn't roll on you during the night.

Science will bring them back in the next 10 years

Impossible the earth is only 2026 years old.

Not likely.

And on the contrary - Science has gone the way of the Wooly Mammoth.

That's the state of things these days, sadly.

Wolly Mammoths to be cloned from DNA found in freeze dried dung cubes at new Wolly World.

What could possibly go wrong?

This company is using CRISPR to do it by 2028

https://colossal.com/mammoth/

I'm glad they are all dead.

I don't know, but wooly mammoths found frozen in the Siberian permafrost were intact, and the meat was still edible.

I believe that by careful analysis the Bible can give us a earth history of approximately 6000 years.

Ferg

Did it taste like chicken?

Actually that was Martin. Sorry to break it to you on here bud, you were pretty lit.