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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
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Chuck Norris got either a 6 or a 7 on every AP exam he took
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He had a great ride. This is just more proof that even the strong and those with excellent medical care get weaker past 85. RIP Chuck.
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Chuck saw the current state of manhood and said, "I'm out." You had a good ride, Norris. You will be missed. Godspeed to you.
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Why are you gay guys so bitter?
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Chuck Norris will give his own eulogy
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I think this is deliberate misinformation to confuse what is left of the Iranian regime. Trump doesn’t want Iran to become a quagmire, so he has activated Chuck Norris and wants to give the Iranians a false sense of hope. Yes, Chuck was in Pearl Harbor on his way to the Middle East but is far from dead. He will be riding on a hypersonic missile towards Tehran. Chuck is coming for you IRGC and there is nothing you can do to stop him.
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hope he's on the total gym hammering reps. and not talking smack about how he was actually way better than bruce lee.
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Only Some Time Here Not Forever wrote:
He had a great ride. This is just more proof that even the strong and those with excellent medical care get weaker past 85. RIP Chuck.
More like past 80.
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When the grim reaper comes a knocking for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris takes the grim reaper away instead.
Yay, no more mortality.
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prickNimmonds wrote:
hope he's on the total gym hammering reps. and not talking smack about how he was actually way better than bruce lee.
Smack? Bruce Lee was an actor, he was never a fighter. As Gene LeBell proved. lol
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A legend. He despatched losers like you every week in Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GPS. He decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris stood for clean, evenly contested athletics.
That being said, on behalf of Chuck's memory, I'd like to request that all Kenyan and Ethiopian track cheats be banned FOR LIFE. Their coaches (dealers) too.
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Bruce the Self Promoter wrote:
prickNimmonds wrote:
hope he's on the total gym hammering reps. and not talking smack about how he was actually way better than bruce lee.
Smack? Bruce Lee was an actor, he was never a fighter. As Gene LeBell proved. lol
Think you're thinking of Steven Segal.
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