As a tribute to the man who admitted being smoked by a woman pushing a stroller (albeit an Olympian) during a race, describe your most embarrassing running moment.
Mine occurred during the Disney marathon a few years back. It was my first marathon. I unsurprisingly ran the first half way too fast. I had a huge positive split, something like 1:30/2:00, so I got passed by a lot of people during the last 6 miles. As I struggled through those last few 10+ minute miles I was passed by a guy wearing an official USPS outfit. He had on the knee length black cotton socks and all black rockport type walking shoes. Even worse, some jackass dressed in a full Daffy Duck mascot outfit, furry helmet/mask included, blew by me in the final mile.