"Why are your shorts so short, Anon?"

No one outside of 4chan talks like this, loser

Yes, mommy, my penis is so small *blushes* what are you going to do about it?

I usually smile and enjoy the compliments, unfortunately it’s at least 2/3rds dudes and mostly women I’m not attracted to. But still feels good to be wanted.

is it a compliment though?

sounds like they’re saying you’ve got a small dink.