The turkey trot 5k is one of the few road races I do every year, mainly more of a fun social event to hangout with friends and family. Despite just training for mountain races I can still throw down a decent 5k time for a hobby jogger. And this morning, I out kick this runner to get on the podium. As I'm cooling down, I hear him go off to what looks like his mom screaming about how could he get beat by someone with thunder thighs and how he was beat by a fatty(I'm sub 10 percent body fat with a BMI of 23, so far from fat). I don't think he knew I could hear him. Anyways I got a free pumpkin pie for getting third. I did try to give him the Walmart bought pumpkin pie as he looks like he needed the calories more than I do. He rejected it saying something about how he's on a diet.