Riddle me this: how can the moon block out the sun?

O/10

I would say though that it is a weird coincidence that the moon's apparent size and the sun's apparent size are almost exactly the same. What are the odds of that?

You don't understand how gravity works. The moon's gravitational pull attracts the suns rays so they can't get past.

How can a tree? This whole "shade" stuff is made up. The sun is way bigger than a tree.

When my wife stands directly between me and the sun, she blocks out the entire sun! The sun is supposedly at least 100x as big as my wife! I'm not buying it either!

if you believe either the moon or the sun is real, you're especially gullible

I can squeeze your head between my fingers.

It sounds like your wife is a bit large. She should start on that fitness journey.

Thank you for another high quality thread LR.

Is she American?

This one could have legs

I mean come on guys. You have to give me something on this one. That person set me up perfectly and I knocked it out of the park.

Up your game. When she was on top of me I couldn’t see the sun either.

What are the odds that mankind hasn't colonized space already, if "space" as we understand it really exists? Governments wouldn't be able to stop people from leaving for Mars and beyond by now. However, if the moon landings were fake, and we really exist under a dome of some sorts, that the nuclear tests in the 1950s were unable to blast open (Operation Fishbowl, etc), and the moon/sun really are the same size, well then....

I have to admit, I always thought the moan landing hoax conspiracy theorists were nuts, but it's starting to get a bit ridiculous that not only have we not been 'back' to the moon in over 50 years, we're crashing our probes on it.

If she gets chubby, then you will see a unhappy hubby

"space" is another scam. It's a word we use when there's nothing there. Then, they turn around and tell us the nothing-there that is there is really a something. It's not. It's a nothing, and a nothing does not exist.

It’s Biden’s fault. Actually, it might be Fauci’s fault. This vax stuff makes people think that they are seeing stuff that they really don’t.

If the sun were truly 93 million miles away, we wouldn’t even be able to see it. Nobody can see that far.