To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Travis Kelce

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Travis Kelce. His play is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the plays will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Travis's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they're not just skill- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Travis Kelce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Travis's existential catchphrase "two things at once," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Reid's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Travis Kelce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I don't understand dating Taylor Swift for much longer. He has gained fame and gotten #$%, in less than 6 months it's time to jump ship. Out of curiosity I looked up Taylor's 2024 tour dates, she's going to be overseas a lot of the year especially between May and August. Is Kelce really going to follow her around? When home will he really be sitting at home, alone? I don't see it. You can't go anywhere with Swift without being bothered/mobbed. People are already calling him Mr. Swift. Not worth it in the end. Dump her in less than six months, get a few songs written about you, and find a woman who will be at home all year with you.

It's going to end just like all of Taylor's other relationships. The common denominator is that she's not wife material due to her personality, which her fans fail to comprehend. They pedestal her but ignore her problems and toxic traits. Men gravitate towards her because she's talented, rich and pretty but they won't stick around for anything serious because she's simply not serious herself.

I like your viewpoint, but I'd go with marriage. They share strong deep bonds with family, despite fame. Both driven, but neither has self importance problems.

He's also comfortable enough with himself to deal with being second fiddle.

He probably will go with her to Europe. As one who did the $25 a day Euro summer, how cool would it be to do it as a billionaire? Will be back for 24/25 chiefs season.

He's being pushed by the NFL. He got paid from the vaccine gig. It's all entertainment after all. The NFL needs a new "Patriots" team in the league.