Correct response when you hear your GF fart for the first time?

Ask her to record it for our viewing pleasure

get a gas mask now whilst there is still time for delivery. if you cant find a reasonably priced one, steal one off an airplane. hide it somewhere in the bedroom or living room or wherever.

when the time comes, dive for it, strap it to your face, and keep low to the ground because whatever the composition of the fart (methane, hydrogen, carbon dioxide), it will be lighter than nitrogen (air) and thus will rise.

whilst this is going on, get out some toy cones designed for football practice (regular traffic cones are a bit cumbersome but will do) and put one on each side of her forming a square. and perhaps some red and white hazard tape connecting the cones.

the correct response? erectile

Tell her you'll be glad to plug that hole.

GET OUT

Niceeeee

If the smell doesn’t turn you on, dump her ASAP

You dump her, you dump her fast

I can’t tell if you’re serious or not. Is it normal to be aroused by the scent of your GF’s flatulence?

Do you have a lighter?