When do you get to graduate to 3-inch shorts?

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Whenever you decide to stop caring what others think

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You're not a runner unless you run shirtless and in 3" shorts.

You need to be sub-35:00 or sub-16:00 to be qualified to run in the skimpy running shorts.

Yo dog, short-shorts reward those who put in the work, and they do not suffer fools gladly. However, you cannot know if you have earned the privilege of wearing short-shorts until you have attempted to wear the short-shorts.

If you find raw, oozing strawberry patches caused by your inner thighs rubbing together after a medium length run, it is a sure sign that you have fallen short of the glory of the short-shorts, and have no business wearing them.

You need a diploma in homosexuality first.

No need to be homophobic, it's 2023.

Who said anything about homophobia? Go get that homosexuality diploma with gay aplomb.

First you need to wear your three inch stiletto heels.

I'm guessing it's a joke thread. But I wear that stuff always as a slowpoke. It's the most comfortable, less material, less weight.

Exactly. They look best when you get your top off.

Can confirm. I run shirtless with short shorts and a muffin top

Thanks mate those are some great designs!

as long as you are going 6:30 mile pace or faster, the public will be convinced you are wearing them for running fast. If you go slower, many will think you are some weirdo flasher.

Like it or not, that's the facts.

That's weirdly gatekeepy mate

Most of the naysayers in this thread have known the taste of cork.

You have to lose your dignity.