A Llama vs Adam Goucher in an all-out 800m

Completely useless thread. Why do people post crap like this? You haven’t told us the Llama’s mileage, PRs, coaching. Is this a 400m Llama stepping up? A 1500m Llama stepping down? A pure 800m Llama? Sure Goucher would be running on pure hate, but would the Llama?

Fair enough. The Llama was born in Colorado, bred on homemade catfish, grits and collard greens. It likes to spit on old Ebony magazines but is not racist. It runs about 20 miles per week, likes Adam Goucher but knows he is faster. The Llama is stepping down from the 50k ultra distance to compete in the 800m and is one hellllllllll of a model American!

2 legs good, 4 legs better

Welp [Said while chewing on a large peeled carrot with mouth open]

I am going to go the llama on this one as he has shown 2-minute mile speed while not even pushing. The llama has run a 90-second mile before.

The llama also fancies Mrs. Goucher.

haha I think that is a fair assessment. Unsure how the rest of the letsrun community feels but I'm picking up what you're dropping

Perhaps the better question we should be asking is would the llama lap Adam Goucher in a 400?