More anticipation for this race than Joe Biden’s upcoming speech to alien visitors landing on the White House lawn in a metallic orbs.
3rd place finish time of 3:49.
No trip to Andy’s, No winner chicken dinner.
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DNF
SJD FTW with a gobble gobble MFers across the line!
DNF is most likely because he doesn't want to end up in 14th place.
With an early lead and an early DNF he keeps his STANS fanbase satisfied. He could have won but unfortunately he had some bad luck and that lead to a DNF.
That's my best guess but maybe I am wrong and he ends up in 13th place.
Race Weather looks like a low of 35F and high of 59F for Auburn, CA with partly sunny skies.
Shall we Expect Great Things?
Over confident, goes off too fast, DNF incoming around half way
4:01 for sixth place.
Quits racing somewhere around 30-35K and then just jogs it in. The real racers leave him behind pretty early in the proceedings. Sunday's vlog is all about gratitude for the stans and the joy of simply being able to race again. That is a victory! Upward and Onward!!!
Could he do what Walmsley did at UTMB last year, that is lead, look great, fall into a huge hole, pull himself out of it and finish?
What?!? Who are we talking about again?!??
Kiler!!! You said he was ‘done’, Kiler!!! Wut is going on?!
10th in the race.
1st in the amount of excuses.
DNF. Post race vlog reveals he has cut his egg consumption in half due to the rising egg prices
*clickbait title
*1am pre-race boba and coffee montage
*5min of race footage with default iMovie audio
*cuts to shoedio
“Fourmid- wow. Fourmida- that’s a hard word. FourMIDable FIF-ty Kay. There ya have it folks. That race, wow. FOURmidable. Wow. The race - ya know, sometimes the body doesn’t - the race, I’ll just say it - the race, man. FOURmidable. Listen, hey, I’ll just say it! The race. Was. A. RUST bust- yep, that’s right, it was a RUST BUSTer. There ya have it! Yanno, coming back from - oh man, what was it, gosh, the high hamstring tendon- oh, another tough word. TendonOPathy. High hamstring tendonOPathy. 6 months? That was it. Then the stress frac- yeah, RUST buster. There ya have it folks. Question of the day, when was a time YOU had a rust buster? Comment of the day goes to Jimmy, let’s see here, Jimmy, “coming off a 5-year little toe injury, it has been tough getting back into things. But this weekend I did 4 steasy miles at 10:30 pace, on track to break 6 hours in the marathon by next fall.” Wow, Jimmy, wowww. Just inspiring. Keep up the good work. Let’s see, I’ll throw it back toooooooo… Costco hot tub! Oh yeah.”
*crotch stretching shot outro
TMADDDHASFNE wrote:
More anticipation for this race than Joe Biden’s upcoming speech to alien visitors landing on the White House lawn in a metallic orbs.
3rd place finish time of 3:49.
No trip to Andy’s, No winner chicken dinner.
Winner of contest will receive permission not to watch Seth’s daily vlogs or visit the LRC SJD thread for a month.
4:34 9th place overall or DNF at mile 19
I have decided the best outcome is a gritty finish for 5th along with the superior DGR ultra-lightweight singlet causing bloody nipples and rendering any race footage unusable.
8th in 4:22. Will blame about airline seats and the heat.
I'm torn between:
A) completely crushing expectations and finishing top 2 (that Mags magic);
B) completely bombing and finishing mid pack; or
C) completely bombing and filming different shoe reviews every few miles and finishing the race with the whole fam and Tommy crossing the line together.
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4:27:22, 11th place.
4:01, 5th place.