No offense, but is there is reason why we don't nuke the moon?

Upvote: A vote for nuking the moon!!!!

Downvote: A vote for being a wimp and a lazy one-legged gimp.

Other than the fact that 90% of ocean life is dependent upon tidal fluctuations, of course. Ever heard of blinds?

I don't know about you people, but I have (blowing up the moon) fever!!!!

The scary thought is that the OP might actually have a drivers license and a job. People that think like this are why aliens turn out the lights when one of our spaceships comes by..

What on earth has that MOOOON ever done for you? HMMMMM??????

Liberal environmentalists and a woke military are the only things standing in the way of freedom from the chains of lunar gravity. "Think of the fish! Think of the climate change!"

How about ending all tsunamis and other natural disasters? How about stabilizing the chakras of all mankind? How about eliminating the extraterrestrial military bases and weaponry that still remain dormant on the dark side? The benefits far outweigh the risks.

That MOON is a menace.
That MOON turns the night into noon.
Hello nukes. Goodbye moon.

Y'know, you almost say that like it's a *bad* thing...

If moon were made of ribs, would you eat it?

I'd play that moon like a giant xylophone.

Even if trolling, more evidence that Idiocracy was a documentary

Answer: I prefer to die a normal death.

I mean, I suppose we could put the moon in a giant microwave oven...

You aren't on Team Moonsplosion? You probably need more electrolytes.

I don't need you tryna moonsplain this to me

or and air fryer.