fellow coaches: will i be charged for feeding beer-battered chicken strips to my runners?

This situation would've been easily avoided if you'd just recruited a bunch of 25 year olds from Kenya.

If you hadn't posted, nobody would know.

Yes you will be prosecuted. The authorities have been contacted.

Written like a true “college professor”
No capital letters, including the start of sentences, names of two states, one city (twice), a day of the week, and even I (9 times), three misspelled words, three missed apostrophes, and absolutely zero structure or just plain "sense" in any sentence.

- the430mathteacherwithpoorEnglishskillswhocanfindtheseerrorsataglance

totally agree. the problem is, most older college runners are transfer students and they have to want to transfer to my university and run for me. for the most part, really talented d1 or d2 runners end up going to 1 school and staying there. i am focusing my recruitment zone on the great rift valley and also on some other high altitude areas and highly populated cities both foreign and domestic. i also hand-write all of my recruitment letters. many of the runners i recruit, i actually meet them at the finish line at their state meet when they are a highschool senior and immediately start harrassing them about coming to my university. i try to do it in front of their parents too. that always helps.

No worries amigo. The alcohol evaporates during the cooking process.

I'm not a parent but I wouldn't think twice if my 18-20 year old kid ate beer battered chicken. I would think it's weird that the coach has the team over to his house though

No worries. The alcohol burns off when it’s used for cooking. Unless your wife served the chicken raw, you should be good.

good to know amigo.

if anyone gets in trouble it should be my wife as she is the one who added the beer. i was blissfully unaware of the ingredients. i am thankful for your organic chemistry knowledge

good to know amigo.

if anyone gets in trouble it should be my wife as she is the one who added the beer. i was blissfully unaware of the ingredients. i am thankful for your organic chemistry knowledge

You have no wife, so your beer-battered chicken story is... a fish story. But you do have lots of pretend wives you observe clandestinely via hidden cameras in your tanning booths. And I've called the cops!

This coach is really a strange dude and one of the worst in the entire NCAA or NAIA.
He has been reported before for very unconventional coaching methods.

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry fields forever

I’d be more worried about the bong water you’ve been telling them is an electrolyte mix.

430miler, if your university wanted you gone, they would have terminated you a long time ago. You have been let go from other coaching positions before if I remember correctly. The fact is you are there where you are for a reason and that reason is because nobody else wants your job there. You will never be able to coach at a MAJOR running school like NAU, so just be gracious for the job you have and stay where you are and stop bothering all of us on letsrun.

Making the chicken with beer batter will still get them intoxicated, but making it with hard liquor will get your runners plastered. Tell your wife to put it in the bbq sauce as well. I have been wanting you to get fired from San Antonio for quite some time now. Hopefully it happens soon.

Wasn't the move to the smaller school a step up for coach 430? He was only an assistant at the big time university but now he's top dog, albiet at a small religious college.

I'd say that's an accurate statement. I find Coach Dahl to be just another one of these coaches who would rather be a big fish in a little pond, as opposed to being a little fish in a big pond or an average size fish in a big pond. Either way he is without a doubt in contention for the worst coach in all of collegiate running, along with martin smith and a couple others.

God forbid, Coach Dahl almost completely RUINED Emanuel Korir when he was at UTEP.

Wow, I guess that's one way to put it. To be fair, being the big fish in a small pond means a lot of responsibility. Sounds like they can't even hire a bus driver or someone to cook team meals. Maybe he likes that sort of thing.