When you're in a restaurant and someone at the table next to you is licking their fingers loudly...

By killing yourself.

Survived boot camp, football two a days, unemployment, hard times, seriously doubt something like that makes a dent.

What kind of "restaurants" are you going?

By paying the proper attention to the reason you went there in the first place, your meal, your guest’s meal, your conversation. A person who can be distracted often blames others. A person who has a better life is focused on the better. If you hate things 11-21, then pay attention to things 1-10 that you like. Be so focused on your goals that people failing around you are irrelevant, unseen and unheard by focused you. Also, pick a better restaurant, forever. Upgrade the environments you go into. That’s just a bit of planning. Plan more. Many good experiences are planned, not accidental.

Next time that happens, lick the fingers of the other people at your table. Everyone do it. Loudly.

You might just like it, and happen to make it a part of your regular dining experience.

I just lock eyes with the offender and her diminutive husband and yell, "DEEE GEEEEE ARRRR STRONG, BABY!!! Right thur, right thur, right thur!".

... but be that as it may, where were you when jamin was discussing the relative merits of a the new Contactless QR Code Menus?

I mean, can't think of many better reasons to justify the advent of those things.

Maybe upgrade out of Country Buffet.

chilis maybe?

Talk about land of 1000 fatties. Finger lickin fatties.