Sha'Carri not using super spikes ?

Don’t worry. She’s got all kinds of technology. She has full body fishnets, thigh high stockings with cute bows on the knees, little collars, 4 inch multicolored finger nails, fake eyelashes big enough to see from across the track, belly chains, bedazzled uniforms, and nip barbells visible through her uniform.

That’s a lot of technology she uses. Who needs shoes?

You forgot the multicolored wigs and hair extensions. Those strategically provide additional shade and reflect solar radiation. while also distracting other competitors.

She is like the Dennis Rodman of sprinting. But Rodman became a really great player before he started to express himself more to the public.

Y'all be dissin me bout my shoes now. Y'all be HATERS and SURPMEITCITS, SURPRMWISTS, or something like that.

Gotta roll one now, got no races comin' up.

Don't forget the wonder woman crown. Sure cut a few .1s off her times.

Boob job too

This woman is a turd with an IQ of 80.

You don't need super spikes when you're super freaky.

Who is Shacarri ?Is she an Olympian?

Sounds like she may need to get a TRO on you.

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