Bored at worked. Wondered what everyone's favorite lines are? I have too many to list, but a couple new ones I find funny come from Anchorman.
Brian: "Time to musk-up".
Ron Burgandy: "I'm going to be honest with you Brian, that smells like pure gasoline".
Nothing like a comedy to kill the boredom.
"I hope you were the groom." - Ocean's 11
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him...you don't want him around when you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word to the wise, if he does latch on, you best let him finish".
Guess the movie and the character?
Dyin aint much of a livin boy.... the outlaw Josey Wales...by the way, nice screen name eugene. set the controls for the heart of the sun.
Cousin Eddy from Vacation?
"We could be pimps from Oakland, or cowboys from Arizona, but its not Halloween" Wedding Crashers
There are classics, like:
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."
"Here are your winnings, sir."
or
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
But the single best source of movie quotes provides:
"Anybody down there got any balls?"
"Only the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!"
"Try not to suck any dick on the way out to the parking lot! Hey you, get back in here!"
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
and so on.
Cousin Eddy is correct from christmas vacation.
one that makes me laugh for some reason right now is:
Albequerque... See I can do it too... Snorkel!
"Who's the fella that owns this s***hole?" Eastwood in Tombstone
It's like a lemon on a toothpick!
"I coulda used a little more cowbell."
"You're gonna want that cowbell on the track!"
"I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"
Raging Bull: "Where do you get balls big enough to ask me that?"
"He ain't pretty no more."
"You mother sucks big, f***ing elephant f***ing balls!"
Taxi Driver: "You talkin' to me?"
"I had a slice of apple pie with melted yellow cheese. She had a fruit salad. She could've had anything."
Barfly: "A drink for all my friends!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Come witness the violence inherent in the system."
"I fart in your general direction."
"Go away you silly man, or I shall taunt you a second time."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me."
"Who the f*** is private William T Santiago?"
"Mi bario es mi vida!" - from American Me
These go to eleven.
"are you gonna do something, or are you gonna just stand there and bleed?"
I could never reach.
Reach what?
You know.
What, your d i c k?
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.
I never tried it.... F u c k i n g pervert.
It's just a flesh wound.
this has to be every guy's favorite:
princess leah: I LOVE YOU!
han solo: I Know.