Me a yuppie? I have no car, no credit cards, I drink cold black coffee with milk, not latte. I have no mortgage payment due to no home, no cell phone (except a el cheapo for Thailand so that I can stay in touch with my ladies). You won't find me driving an SUV or BMW!
Yunnan Province China is much much better than Boulder.
(1) If you don't like a beautiful hotel room for US$11 a night, (200 meters from the track) that is cleaned daily by cute Chinese maids, you can get an apt. for US$100 a month.
(2) Altitude of Kunming is higher than Boulder (6,200 feet).
(3) Weather is better. You can run at 2pm in July without sweating 2 gallons of fluid. In the wintertime, it rarely snows, and the weather is not so cold that you need gloves.
(4) Your granola breakfast is going to cost you about $10.00 in Boulder. Right now I am eating delicious crepe-like pancakes stuffed with eggs and potatoes. Cost me about 20 CENTS US.
(5) Bring the X-box because no one can speak English? Hell with that! There are so many beautiful Chinese ladies here who want YOU to practice their English! Their English is not great, but hell BRING THE CONDOMS AND THE LUBE!!!
Getting a date here is as simple as going outside your hotel and smiling and saying "Ni Hao!" (Hello!) This happened to me 3 times in the last week.
(6) Yeah, the plane ticket is about US$1000 round trip, but it sure is hella fun here.