This short dude at work is always butting in when our hot female colleague and I are talking

ask her out if you like her. otherwise don't complain.

notbadnotbrad wrote:

I’ve been working on stuff with a hot female colleague. She’s the only young woman at our small office. I could tell she’s into me even though she has a fiancé. I’m tall and handsome. This super short and jacked dude keeps butting in when the girl and I are together. He’s hyper all the time and it annoys the fk out of me. When I’m not with the girl, he keeps talking to her with a super irritatingly hyper positive vibe. Like jeez dude calm down. We’re trapped with you all day and it would be so much better if you would just shut up. He never talks to me lol. Only talks to that chick and the boss.

Fact is short jacked dudes get all the chicks.

Let him be. He's desperately trying to live out the fantasies that he dreams about. This is the best he can do, talk to a moderately hot woman and pretend she's a smoke show 10/10 when really she's a 7 at best.

As soon as you claimed to be "tall and handsome" I knew you were a troll. Us tall and handsome guys never have to brag. We let our looks talk for us.

old guy 75 wrote:

As soon as you claimed to be "tall and handsome" I knew you were a troll. Us tall and handsome guys never have to brag. We let our looks talk for us.

This site doesn’t allow profile pics.

You’re 6’3 145 pounds. Nothing handsome about that at all.

You’ll eventually be working under the short buff dude since he’s buddies with the boss and more sociable. Sociable people make sales. Skinny twig distance runners who hide in the corner and just shuffle new business deal papers for the boss.

Good luck.

She’s not your property, get over yourself.

"Tall and handsome" on a distance running discussion board = 5' 10" and 142# soaking wet.

Bruh, this short dog is an annoyance for sure, we all know these fools. Hit the gym for a month or 2 and run 20 mpw instead of 80. Your problems will disappear.

6/10

Ask her out tomorrow.

End of issue.

Man up.

Check your nuts.

Take charge now.

Chicks dig not just short guys but guys who are short and fat. Short and fat is where it's at. Think George Costanza. Babe magnet.

Have you tried b!tchslapping him? Sometimes that works. PAAAFFFFFF!

Next time you talk to her whisper, "how long until short-jack comes over?" And then you can both laugh together when he immediately shows up. You'll have a funny moment with her, he'll be pissed and confused, big win for you. You're welcome.

Kobbs Hessler wrote:

Next time you talk to her whisper, "how long until short-jack comes over?" And then you can both laugh together when he immediately shows up. You'll have a funny moment with her, he'll be pissed and confused, big win for you. You're welcome.

Thanks so much. I’ll try that out.

potato_salad wrote:

ask her out if you like her. otherwise don't complain.

Yeah, but fishing off of the company pier is not a good idea.