1. Bono of U2. 'Bozo' is more like it.
2. Michael Stipe of REM. Mumble mouth.
3. Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters. You do not gain street-cred sincereity by merely screaming into the mike and banging your head.
4. Phil Collins. Eternally bland.
5. Jim Morrison of the Doors. Ray, Robbie and John were 3 brilliant musicians who were criminally overshadowed by this clown.