"I was running and not feeling too well so I fell off the pace pretty quickly. I come by two miles and look at my watch and notice the bananaman running next to me. He says to me, 'So what was it?' And i replied '10:33.' He then keeps talking saying, 'Wow, that's a lot faster than I thought.....this is hard.' And I say, 'You bet.'
And then I realized, wait...I'm talking to a f***ing banana. What the hell am I doing? So I just took off."