I’m not going to doxx myself on letsrun but those of us who actually know the Roches know a lot of things that never even make it onto these forums.
Don't dox yourself, of course, but how are they able to beat charges, get away with so much? Are they that politically connected where they live? They were already $$ and if they got settlement from someone else...some are just lucky people.
I’m not going to doxx myself on letsrun but those of us who actually know the Roches know a lot of things that never even make it onto these forums.
Look you’re totally unhinged. Nobody knows who you are so your opinion is worthless and if they did make millions I wouldn’t give af at all. I got more important stuff to worry about. Mind your own business in life. This has 0 to do with you either way.
Haters go home devastated! 2 Swap athletes in top 4 men. Megan coaches Tara. The haters must be crying again. Of course David shouldn’t have given his ticket away but that was his stupid decision. Still a Swap dominance.
He may be corny, may be cringe, but this boy can run and coach!
The Roche slurpers are feeling it today. Those guys would have run way faster with a real coach.
I'm going to listen to his next podcast 5 times and watch his next video 10 times to come up with more stuff to prove he's basically Hitler. I've also started listening to the podcasts backwards and pretty sure there are messages to Islamist pedophile runners.
I don't even think Roche is American because the Americans I know only spread hate. I left a tip on the ICE hotline to see if they'll deport him to wherever he's really from. Has anyone actually seen his birth certificate? If it shows America on it, it's definitely fake. I'd find his birth certificate records myself if I wasn't laid up with measles. But the greatest President of all time is saying that measles is a lib conspiracy and not a big deal so I'll be selling MAGA and SWAP-hater hates at the next political rally and sharing my fake lib measles with all my friends there.
He may be corny, may be cringe, but this boy can run and coach!
The Roche slurpers are feeling it today. Those guys would have run way faster with a real coach.
I'm going to listen to his next podcast 5 times and watch his next video 10 times to come up with more stuff to prove he's basically Hitler. I've also started listening to the podcasts backwards and pretty sure there are messages to Islamist pedophile runners.
I don't even think Roche is American because the Americans I know only spread hate. I left a tip on the ICE hotline to see if they'll deport him to wherever he's really from. Has anyone actually seen his birth certificate? If it shows America on it, it's definitely fake. I'd find his birth certificate records myself if I wasn't laid up with measles. But the greatest President of all time is saying that measles is a lib conspiracy and not a big deal so I'll be selling MAGA and SWAP-hater hates at the next political rally and sharing my fake lib measles with all my friends there.
He may be corny, may be cringe, but this boy can run and coach!
The Roche slurpers are feeling it today. Those guys would have run way faster with a real coach.
I'm going to listen to his next podcast 5 times and watch his next video 10 times to come up with more stuff to prove he's basically Hitler. I've also started listening to the podcasts backwards and pretty sure there are messages to Islamist pedophile runners.
I don't even think Roche is American because the Americans I know only spread hate. I left a tip on the ICE hotline to see if they'll deport him to wherever he's really from. Has anyone actually seen his birth certificate? If it shows America on it, it's definitely fake. I'd find his birth certificate records myself if I wasn't laid up with measles. But the greatest President of all time is saying that measles is a lib conspiracy and not a big deal so I'll be selling MAGA and SWAP-hater hates at the next political rally and sharing my fake lib measles with all my friends there.
The irony is on point here! Congrats on your parasocial “victory” or whatever
The Roche slurpers are feeling it today. Those guys would have run way faster with a real coach.
I'm going to listen to his next podcast 5 times and watch his next video 10 times to come up with more stuff to prove he's basically Hitler. I've also started listening to the podcasts backwards and pretty sure there are messages to Islamist pedophile runners.
I don't even think Roche is American because the Americans I know only spread hate. I left a tip on the ICE hotline to see if they'll deport him to wherever he's really from. Has anyone actually seen his birth certificate? If it shows America on it, it's definitely fake. I'd find his birth certificate records myself if I wasn't laid up with measles. But the greatest President of all time is saying that measles is a lib conspiracy and not a big deal so I'll be selling MAGA and SWAP-hater hates at the next political rally and sharing my fake lib measles with all my friends there.
The irony is on point here! Congrats on your parasocial “victory” or whatever
What are you talking about, bro? I don't know what a parasocial victory is, or irony. But we're on the same side so I assume those are good things. Like when we feel good when Roche gets hit by a patriotic truck or DNFs a race like libs always do or a 5 year old illegal felon gets arrested by our heroes at ICE! #TRUMP28
The Roche slurpers are feeling it today. Those guys would have run way faster with a real coach.
I'm going to listen to his next podcast 5 times and watch his next video 10 times to come up with more stuff to prove he's basically Hitler. I've also started listening to the podcasts backwards and pretty sure there are messages to Islamist pedophile runners.
I don't even think Roche is American because the Americans I know only spread hate. I left a tip on the ICE hotline to see if they'll deport him to wherever he's really from. Has anyone actually seen his birth certificate? If it shows America on it, it's definitely fake. I'd find his birth certificate records myself if I wasn't laid up with measles. But the greatest President of all time is saying that measles is a lib conspiracy and not a big deal so I'll be selling MAGA and SWAP-hater hates at the next political rally and sharing my fake lib measles with all my friends there.
The irony is on point here! Congrats on your parasocial “victory” or whatever
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I'll leave the satire to "peainthehillz" but what a hilariously ironic self-own. Schadenfreude (look it up, I know it's a big foreign word) is a form of "parasocial victory." You gleefully celebrate every supposed misstep by Roche, some real and most you make up, yet here you are unironically calling out people for their parasocial victories. Pot calling kettle.
in fairness that may be to fight the insurance company(ies) and not the old lady. in any event, I hope the insurance company looks into the 100 feet through the air claims, social media uplift, and strava runs shortly thereafter.
The Roches received several million in the settlement with the old woman who hit him.
The irony is on point here! Congrats on your parasocial “victory” or whatever
What are you talking about, bro? I don't know what a parasocial victory is, or irony. But we're on the same side so I assume those are good things. Like when we feel good when Roche gets hit by a patriotic truck or DNFs a race like libs always do or a 5 year old illegal felon gets arrested by our heroes at ICE! #TRUMP28
Tell me, why do supporters of the Roches tend to respond by accusing others of being MAGA (which is getting old and boring) rather than giving a positive example of the Roches? I don't think I've read one example demonstrating why they are good coaches or great people. Maybe they just aren't on LetsRun, or it's just the same few people coming on here to say stuff like this.
What are you talking about, bro? I don't know what a parasocial victory is, or irony. But we're on the same side so I assume those are good things. Like when we feel good when Roche gets hit by a patriotic truck or DNFs a race like libs always do or a 5 year old illegal felon gets arrested by our heroes at ICE! #TRUMP28
Tell me, why do supporters of the Roches tend to respond by accusing others of being MAGA (which is getting old and boring) rather than giving a positive example of the Roches? I don't think I've read one example demonstrating why they are good coaches or great people. Maybe they just aren't on LetsRun, or it's just the same few people coming on here to say stuff like this.
Really? Your post is clearly insincere and deflecting if you've been around. Old and boring is making up sh-t about the Roches. You don't need positive examples of them being good coaches, their track record speaks for itself. They seem like great people to a lot of folks but how is someone supposed to prove that.
But I'll go through it in case someone new stumbles on this thread. Or better yet, Rojo or Wejo happen to read this post and realize the thread should be deleted.
Just off the top of my head here's what has been said on this thread or the other long one that I recall. David is gay. David DNFs anytime he won't win. David lies about being injured. David and Megan falsify their Strava workouts. David wasn't seriously injured when he was hit by a truck when he was cycling. David lied about the extent of the cycling accident injuries. David is lying about have landed 100 feet from the impact despite it being downhill off an embankment and described in the police report. David and Megan are responsible for Spring Energy not having as much carbs in their Awesome Sauce gel as labeled. David lied about being on the football team at Columbia. All of David's athletes get injured or perform badly. David said he could run a sub-4 mile (and not that he hoped to have sub-4 fitness).
All of these are provably untrue.
On the other hand, the MAGA thing has come up a few times and not once has been denied by the 2-3 losers who slurp David's content but then say they hate him and have kept this thread going for 95 pages now. They know who and what they are. As do you apparently.
Tell me, why do supporters of the Roches tend to respond by accusing others of being MAGA (which is getting old and boring) rather than giving a positive example of the Roches? I don't think I've read one example demonstrating why they are good coaches or great people. Maybe they just aren't on LetsRun, or it's just the same few people coming on here to say stuff like this.
Really? Your post is clearly insincere and deflecting if you've been around. Old and boring is making up sh-t about the Roches. You don't need positive examples of them being good coaches, their track record speaks for itself. They seem like great people to a lot of folks but how is someone supposed to prove that.
But I'll go through it in case someone new stumbles on this thread. Or better yet, Rojo or Wejo happen to read this post and realize the thread should be deleted.
Just off the top of my head here's what has been said on this thread or the other long one that I recall. David is gay. David DNFs anytime he won't win. David lies about being injured. David and Megan falsify their Strava workouts. David wasn't seriously injured when he was hit by a truck when he was cycling. David lied about the extent of the cycling accident injuries. David is lying about have landed 100 feet from the impact despite it being downhill off an embankment and described in the police report. David and Megan are responsible for Spring Energy not having as much carbs in their Awesome Sauce gel as labeled. David lied about being on the football team at Columbia. All of David's athletes get injured or perform badly. David said he could run a sub-4 mile (and not that he hoped to have sub-4 fitness).
All of these are provably untrue.
On the other hand, the MAGA thing has come up a few times and not once has been denied by the 2-3 losers who slurp David's content but then say they hate him and have kept this thread going for 95 pages now. They know who and what they are. As do you apparently.
Truly wasn't trying to deflect, but the MAGA stuff feels like deflection as well. I may be thinking of the other 100 page thread because there was a lot of MAGA accusations there. I personally don't like the accusations around David's sexuality or questioning around far he flew when he was hit by a car, etc. I was a fan of the Roche's but I've been on the fence, and it has nothing to do with the above. I'm not entitled to examples, but the only folks coming here to defend them don't actually say anything.
Just off the top of my head here's what has been said on this thread or the other long one that I recall. David is gay. David DNFs anytime he won't win. David lies about being injured. David and Megan falsify their Strava workouts. David wasn't seriously injured when he was hit by a truck when he was cycling. David lied about the extent of the cycling accident injuries. David is lying about have landed 100 feet from the impact despite it being downhill off an embankment and described in the police report. David and Megan are responsible for Spring Energy not having as much carbs in their Awesome Sauce gel as labeled. David lied about being on the football team at Columbia. All of David's athletes get injured or perform badly. David said he could run a sub-4 mile (and not that he hoped to have sub-4 fitness).
Good list to start for newbies - also factor is his pee bucket usage, dog affliction, Zwift weight issues, varying products he shills, he’s proclamation to shock the world at WS, word class cyclist ambitions, expert opinion from reading abstracts (using his Bachelor of Arts degree), and on and on. there are so many areas he’s greased on it is hard to keep straight, which may be why it seems he stretches at times, but glad you started a list. of course, do rephrase each of these into oddly specific absolutes that will be easy to prove false.
Just off the top of my head here's what has been said on this thread or the other long one that I recall. David is gay. David DNFs anytime he won't win. David lies about being injured. David and Megan falsify their Strava workouts. David wasn't seriously injured when he was hit by a truck when he was cycling. David lied about the extent of the cycling accident injuries. David is lying about have landed 100 feet from the impact despite it being downhill off an embankment and described in the police report. David and Megan are responsible for Spring Energy not having as much carbs in their Awesome Sauce gel as labeled. David lied about being on the football team at Columbia. All of David's athletes get injured or perform badly. David said he could run a sub-4 mile (and not that he hoped to have sub-4 fitness).
Good list to start for newbies - also factor is his pee bucket usage, dog affliction, Zwift weight issues, varying products he shills, he’s proclamation to shock the world at WS, word class cyclist ambitions, expert opinion from reading abstracts (using his Bachelor of Arts degree), and on and on. there are so many areas he’s greased on it is hard to keep straight, which may be why it seems he stretches at times, but glad you started a list. of course, do rephrase each of these into oddly specific absolutes that will be easy to prove false.
Hiding behind Megan’s “double doctor” degrees is the part that is most irritating. So many people take what these 2 say for truth because they are masters of talking out of both sides of their mouths. David doesn’t know sh!t about interpreting scientific literature, and they have no business speaking out of their lane on issues like nutrition, physiology, metabolics, etc. Hell David was rambling about his plantar “tendon” strain, which says a lot in only 1 word. These guys are cons.
still think he weasels into WS via a sponsor ticket (if he gets his foot healthy), mark this post. and let the dudes crushing guy know the rematch is on!
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