Runforthehillz is jacking off all day to David. That’s weirder.
oh boy, are you now suggesting going to town with dogs is superior to rubbing one out to a run influencer? you have an odd palate my son.
I prefer thinking of when I crushed at WS.
Can we get back on topic and discuss why he can run a 4 min mile, fly 100 feet off his bike while downing awesomsauce etc., and still not avoid dribbling when using me?
So much for the Desert Solstice WR attempt… homeboy couldn’t last 5 miles without his pee bucket…
I haven't looked at this thread in a week though I did just skim through. Showing your clear lack of intelligence with some comment speculating that Roche is my coach literally a few posts after I had said that Roche doesn't coach me. Can't make this sh-t up.
But I'm really here because today's podcast dropped 3 hours ago and it was more than an hour long.
So let's do the math: you got it on your alerts (cuz we know you follow David's every move), immediately listened to it, then rushed to let's run to post something snarky. For a guy that you profess to hate. Who does that?
I'll tell you who does that. You are basically Mark David Chapman. Look him up. You so identify and love Roche that you hate him and yourself. It's so f-ing bizarre that it's scary. I'm glad Roche isn't going to Desert Solstice because I wouldn't trust you not to show up with a gun. Seriously. Get help.
Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 267 No. of Weeks: 46 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
So much for the Desert Solstice WR attempt… homeboy couldn’t last 5 miles without his pee bucket…
I haven't looked at this thread in a week though I did just skim through. Showing your clear lack of intelligence with some comment speculating that Roche is my coach literally a few posts after I had said that Roche doesn't coach me. Can't make this sh-t up.
But I'm really here because today's podcast dropped 3 hours ago and it was more than an hour long.
So let's do the math: you got it on your alerts (cuz we know you follow David's every move), immediately listened to it, then rushed to let's run to post something snarky. For a guy that you profess to hate. Who does that?
I'll tell you who does that. You are basically Mark David Chapman. Look him up. You so identify and love Roche that you hate him and yourself. It's so f-ing bizarre that it's scary. I'm glad Roche isn't going to Desert Solstice because I wouldn't trust you not to show up with a gun. Seriously. Get help.
Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 267 No. of Weeks: 46 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
oh boy, are you now suggesting going to town with dogs is superior to rubbing one out to a run influencer? you have an odd palate my son.
I prefer thinking of when I crushed at WS.
Can we get back on topic and discuss why he can run a 4 min mile, fly 100 feet off his bike while downing awesomsauce etc., and still not avoid dribbling when using me?
Can we get back on topic and discuss why he can run a 4 min mile, fly 100 feet off his bike while downing awesomsauce etc., and still not avoid dribbling when using me?
Yes back on topic please.
100 feet is BS, right? boy can’t hit me from 3 feet.
per "weird take" and all his incarnations, it's better than salad dressing
Love how David scrubs all the posts mentioning his affinity for dog lipstick…
Is it hard to be as dumb as you are? If you weren't so emblematic of today's incel culture lashing out at people who are smarter and more successful than you (and actually has a wife, whoa!), I'd feel sorry for you.
I went a week without responding to your daily posts about Roche yet all you could come up with was "kinda like the alert you got when I posted"? Wow, you are a genius with a rapier wit. It must hurt your head to come up with this stuff.
And "dog lipstick" is incredible stuff. Really, you have a gift. Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 269 No. of Weeks: 47 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
Love how David scrubs all the posts mentioning his affinity for dog lipstick…
Is it hard to be as dumb as you are? If you weren't so emblematic of today's incel culture lashing out at people who are smarter and more successful than you (and actually has a wife, whoa!), I'd feel sorry for you.
I went a week without responding to your daily posts about Roche yet all you could come up with was "kinda like the alert you got when I posted"? Wow, you are a genius with a rapier wit. It must hurt your head to come up with this stuff.
And "dog lipstick" is incredible stuff. Really, you have a gift. Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 269 No. of Weeks: 47 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
It was hard waiting a whole week for you to come back… at least your other usernames kept us entertained. Please don’t be a stranger!
Is it hard to be as dumb as you are? If you weren't so emblematic of today's incel culture lashing out at people who are smarter and more successful than you (and actually has a wife, whoa!), I'd feel sorry for you.
your wife know you’re on here arguing with a pee bucket about dogs v salad dressing? She must be so proud of your wit
Is it hard to be as dumb as you are? If you weren't so emblematic of today's incel culture lashing out at people who are smarter and more successful than you (and actually has a wife, whoa!), I'd feel sorry for you.
your wife know you’re on here arguing with a pee bucket about dogs v salad dressing? She must be so proud of your wit
He’s doing David’s dirty work putting anonymous incels in their place… what a hero.
So much for the Desert Solstice WR attempt… homeboy couldn’t last 5 miles without his pee bucket…
I haven't looked at this thread in a week though I did just skim through. Showing your clear lack of intelligence with some comment speculating that Roche is my coach literally a few posts after I had said that Roche doesn't coach me. Can't make this sh-t up.
But I'm really here because today's podcast dropped 3 hours ago and it was more than an hour long.
So let's do the math: you got it on your alerts (cuz we know you follow David's every move), immediately listened to it, then rushed to let's run to post something snarky. For a guy that you profess to hate. Who does that?
I'll tell you who does that. You are basically Mark David Chapman. Look him up. You so identify and love Roche that you hate him and yourself. It's so f-ing bizarre that it's scary. I'm glad Roche isn't going to Desert Solstice because I wouldn't trust you not to show up with a gun. Seriously. Get help.
Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 267 No. of Weeks: 46 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
You don't have to get very far into many of their podcasts to hear the weird, sometimes repellent stuff they talk about. In this case, it was just about a crappy workout...just 5 - 10 minutes into their Pod. I'm skeptical of the Roches, too. I still listen to the podcast sometimes for the studies...but, at times, it can be hard to sit through what they would consider friendly, transparent banter.
your wife know you’re on here arguing with a pee bucket about dogs v salad dressing? She must be so proud of your wit
He’s doing David’s dirty work putting anonymous incels in their place… what a hero.
Dude, I'll admit that you're so terrible at coming up with insults that I laughed. If I thought that you were doing it intentionally, I'd tip my cap. The equivalent of "you think you're so great attacking losers like me" is great comedy, even if unintentional.
I'll give you losers this so we can bond on one of David's foibles: I'm sure I won't be able to watch the Javelina documentary in its entirety. I expect that I'll enjoy the race footage, but David talking dramatically to the camera is self-indulgent even to me. I like David (obviously), but he isn't perfect. Director Cody needs to learn to edit that stuff better.
You guys will be pleased to know that Amanda Vestri recently announced David is her new coach. With her 67 half earlier this year and 2:25 in NYC, she's at least in the mix for the US Olympic team in the marathon in 2028. It would be fun to watch all your heads explode if SWAP athletes took 3 of the 6 Olympic spots. Christian Smith, Jess McClain and Vestri. I'm here for it. (Yeah, yeah, he sucks as a coach except for the small problem that his athletes have been running great.)
Tracker update: Runforthehillz's Unhinged Obsession with the Roches Tracker: Anti-Roche Posts on LRC since 16 Jan 2025: 271 No. of Weeks: 47 Avg. Posts per Week (rounded): 6 Obsession Level: Bizarre, Unhinged and Dangerous
I'll give you losers this so we can bond on one of David's foibles: I'm sure I won't be able to watch the Javelina documentary in its entirety. I expect that I'll enjoy the race footage, but David talking dramatically to the camera is self-indulgent even to me. I like David (obviously), but he isn't perfect. Director Cody needs to learn to edit that stuff better.
Listen up losers, we can all agree the best parts of his videos are the parts without dave talking!
I'll give you losers this so we can bond on one of David's foibles: I'm sure I won't be able to watch the Javelina documentary in its entirety. I expect that I'll enjoy the race footage, but David talking dramatically to the camera is self-indulgent even to me. I like David (obviously), but he isn't perfect. Director Cody needs to learn to edit that stuff better.
Listen up losers, we can all agree the best parts of his videos are the parts without dave talking!
alright, this one got me to do a spit take. well done.
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