weird take wrote:
No, what's bizarre is your foaming-at-the-mouth obsession with Roche and his wife, then obsessively posting propaganda about them. To be clear for the dim-witted (you), by "propaganda" I mean outright lies at every turn.
You have posted 53 times under this username, and shockingly (not) EVERY SINGLE ONE has been some screed about Roche. Are you Runforthehillz under a different user name? Or just another right-wing troll who hopefully doesn't have access to guns?
As has been said ad nauseam but you're lying about (or too dumb for it to register), the Roches (a) haven't taken on new coaching clients other than pro runners in ages, and (b) their income isn't based on coaching.
Oh, they also coach two of America's best road marathoners: Jess McLain (top 3 I'd say) and Christian Allen (top 10-15 with his 2:10 this year but I'd say capable of much higher if he wasn't so focused on trails and ultras). Not to mention literally a legion of top ultra, trail and mountain runners, and for many years. Just because you have an unhinged hatred of them doesn't make them bad coaches, as much as you wish that were true.
All the other stuff in your silly screed isn't particularly worth addressed. It's all exaggerated or outright lies. It's also stupid and you know it (or should). The dog jokes were funny in context but of course you breathlessly report this to LRC as if it represents something sinister. Oddly, you didn't seem to have a problem with the jokes about what salad dressing they would F. I guess you don't care about salad dressings?
Well you’re also a frigging weirdo for going back and counting the exact number of times this person has posted. Aren’t you just as much of an obsessive weirdo for your defense of Roche and the fact that you’re spending hours of time trying to figure out how many posts people have made disparaging him? You seem to be making claims like you personally know DR so I guess I’ll ask - are you him or someone close to him? Your squawking on this post seems to show that you’re very familiar with the ins and outs of the Roches life.