Down goes the Dow

Now I'm Igy. And I'm touching myself.

Ooh ooh......ooh.....ahhhhhhhhhh.

I am Gordeon.

I am Detector.

Hi, Gordeon. Do you have a Kleenex? I can offer you a Chardonnay.

I only drink absinthe, hence my deluded mind.

Would you like a back rub? I'm nit wearing pants.

Talk to Sally.

Seek help.

Your posts have been reported to the Moderators.

Earnings Scorecard: As of today (with 5 of the companies in the S&P 500 reporting earnings for Q4 2016), 4 S&P 500 companies have beat the mean EPS estimate and 2 S&P 500 companies have beat the mean sales estimate.

Reported your post to the Moderators and your continual cyberstalking to my attorney.

No, it will cost YOU money. Even someone as dense as yourself must realize that there is nothing illegal here. So go for it and waste your money in court and legal fees. Then when the court throws you and your lame complaint out on your ear, get ready to pay up even more because I'll be coming after you with a counter suit.

Racist detector wrote:

No, it will cost YOU money. Even someone as dense as yourself must realize that there is nothing illegal here. So go for it and waste your money in court and legal fees. Then when the court throws you and your lame complaint out on your ear, get ready to pay up even more because I'll be coming after you with a counter suit.

Detector Dude,

Even someone as demented as you will understand I have copied and dated all your posts under various handles. My daughter is a successful litigator so my costs will be the filing fees and our trouble. I have been vary thorough in my documentation (daughter's advice). The costs will be on your side, because defamation, slander, misrepresentation and cyberstalking are your crimes.

The decision on my side is whether or not I want to press the issue with an obviously sick person.

Igy

Calling you an idiot on a public forum is neither defamation, slander, or cyberstalking. And it's certainly not misrepresentation. If you've honestly talked to a lawyer about this, I'm sure you've been told that you'd be wasting your time and money (which would be substantially more than you seem to think).

The only crime here is that you've continually goaded me into replying to your obvious trolling. To that I plead guilty.

Detector Dude,

I have been vary thorough in my documentation (daughter's advice). You have comitted defamation, slander, and you have spread malicious statements, and even cleaverly stolen my handle You have any chased me to other threads on this site.

You truly are a dangerously demented person.

The decision on my side is whether or not I want to press the issue with an obviously sick person.

Igy

You cannot slander or defame someone using a pseudonym on an anonymous internet message board.

Not true. This person has stalked me around this site for months. I have posted here for over ten years. I am well known here and many of my friends know my handle. This persons illegal actions would be covered by state harassment laws. This person's identity can be secured from the evidence I have collected.This person is sick and needs help.

Legal Eagle wrote:

You cannot slander or defame someone using a pseudonym on an anonymous internet message board.

Vary? Cleaverly? Have any chased me?

I warned you about drinking and posting. At least now I understand these posts are all the result of "alcohol courage."

Go to bed.