401K man
I recently checked my Washington Mutual statements and realized that I"M THE RICHEST EARLY MIDDLE AGED BALD ALBANIAN in SKOKIE, ILLINOIS! Although my investments to date have for the most part have been poor (Enron, Blockbuster, etc.) I struck gold this year on the 1987 Donruss set. Bought for $35, it has A MIDDLE-AGE ADJUSTED NOSTALGIC VALUE OF $6,000.!!! And I only bought it for the bubble gum. It's so hard to invest WITH SO LITTLE MONEY, but I've spent years verifying it and I am the RICHEST POOR MIDDLE AGED BALD ALBANIAN IN NORTHERN ILLINOIS!
the stats:
Net worth 2009: $801
2010: $779
2011: $69 (….Meth)
2012: $ 81 (….no Meth!)
2013: $40..(…some Meth)
2014: $61 (sold Bo Jackson Rookie Card! )
I can't believe it! I've been trying so hard for so long and THIS IS THE YEAR I GET THE BO MUTHA F'n Jackson Rookie CARD! Near Mint…..at least!, with potential for GEM MINT GRADING! in the future.
Oh man LIFE IS CRAZY!