How about using a distraction technique and crawling past the gate using desert camo?
How about using a distraction technique and crawling past the gate using desert camo?
Run this 'thon for ideal insertion cover,
https://www.facebook.com/ET-Full-Moon-Midnight-Marathon-12-10K-and-51K-166671123381892/
Their guard will be down all night. At mile 2,
1. Ditch your glowsticks.
2. Take a left at the black mailbox.
3. Profit.
Good luck.
David Larsen wrote:
bug size like a spider or beatle or fly
There's only two Beatles left and they're getting old. Doubtful they could do it. Far too recognizable, as well.
A beetle would be smaller and much more effective.
Not sneak in but drive in and tell them that you will work for them and that you never have to leave. you can stay and work for free as long as you get to know what goes on there. I would do this.
hi i saw your post i was just wondering if you succeeded or are you still planning
Annie Jacobsen’s book on Area 51, published within the past year, is worth a read if you want to learn more about what went on there.
i want to see it with my own eyes
Dr. Geiger wrote:
Annie Jacobsen’s book on Area 51, published within the past year, is worth a read if you want to learn more about what went on there.
Annie Jacobson is the OP. I guess she made it in.
They made it in but never made it out. I guess you can check in but never leave...
its funny because you are called hotel california and you said I guess you can check in but never leave...
Don't waste your time. It's an antiquated museum of aeronautical and propulsion theories that failed to pan out. Military thinks it's cool to guard beany babies just for practice.
We shall see. Our infiltration to your planet has been fairly acceptable. We are under when you look to the sky. Orion's belt reveals. 02/7 /2021 rain of stars. Area of human organized military will be exposed.
Area 51 is a distraction there are other secret bases that the public doesn't know about and that is where they do the real sh!t.
i wouldnt troll about stuff like this, unless you like the government watching you. they may even pay you a visit (srs)
i know ur not real area 51 members
So thanks to this meme in 2019. I will Probably never attempt this. Though I have done a lot of real research on infiltrating the near by mountains in the Nelis Air Force Range to get photos for the past 3 years so I will lay out my retired plan and input, and also why I retired it for good.
So about myself first:
I have a lot of experience in desert through hiking and camping. I have dont multiple 7 day excursions in the Grand Canyon with nothing but the gear on my back. I also have a military background and I urban explore (I go places where I shouldn't).
The Assumptions
The first biggest assumption I hear people make is the idea you can make it through/test the most guarded region. The area just east of Area 51 and east of the main gate, or any gate for that matter. You can see for yourself on Google Maps or better yet the Google Earth program. There are roads on the near by mountain ranges to the gate for guard post observation. These are the areas where the well known "camo dudes" hang out. (Example 37°19'48.11"N 115°38'36.39"W). The amount of security is just too intense. There is truck movement constantly and it's never consistent. Meaning you cannot make plans based on a timed schedule.
The second worst assumption is the distance from public roads and terrain. We're talking about at the very least a 9-12 mile hike one way through desert terrain to the air field. Out of all of the obstacles, these are the ones that scares me the most. Desert shrubbery and vegetation is not nice, especially to crawl through. Not only that there is the possibility of dangerous wild life. Very poisonous scorpions, rattle snakes, and possibly mountain lions. There is the possibility of unexploded munitions as well but I cannot find any EPA records/sources, but probably for obvious reasons.
These obstacles, on top of all of the highest tech equipment are available to the security of this place. Hidden cameras exist even in surrounding towns that inform security when a vehicle is on a near by road. Thermal imaging, infrared silent alarms, and possibly sonar and other unlisted silent alarm systems. Though these systems can be easily spotted with the right gear, or tricked with the right help.
The Big Plan Intro
There are many locations surrounding the NAFR that have rural roads that only lead to the foot of the mountain range to the north of area 51. For example Black Tank Rd. or Stewart Well Rd. These roads are still patrolled and contain restricting signage. Though the amount of observation posts are minimal and distance from the main gate are much further, and most of these roads lay in public BLM land that is available for anyone to camp of for free.
It would be wize to scope out a camping area with a suitable partner in crime (Granted they understand that they would also be held liable if you were to get caught of course), and get just a feel of the area. Sometimes your inner guts and instincts are the best at telling you if this is a good area or not (or even a good idea lol). Once you have a location picked out for camping, recite different primitive signaling, techniques, mirrors, grid cords and compass azimuths to different land marks, familiarize everything you can about the area. Map it out on google maps.
Gear
Once that is all hashed out you will need to choose your supplies, because this is going be a multiple day event through very rough mountains and weather that could be any where from 14 to 20 miles one way. Some important gear choices to make would be as follows:
Your map plan & orienteering gear.
The best pair of high ankle hiking boots for YOU.
Luck
Signaling gear IE: Mirrors, chem lights, colored smoke, high vis cloth, flares. Because lets be real, if you get injured your best bet is going to be signaling the base security to get you out, because either way you're going to be dead or in trouble with the law at that point.
light weight eating and cooking gear: Mini propane stove, pots, sporfs, cup. You will not be making a fire, you must have maximum light/smoke discipline while you are sneaking about.
Dried foods, foods that keep well and are light weight: MRE's, Mountain house, jerky, nuts, dried fruit...
Water: Water water water water, lots of this stuff.
Sleeping gear: A bivy is best suited here tents are too high profile. Make sure you bring decent padding too, because the desert ground gets very cold at night. Try to stray from inflatable types because desert brush tends to be very sharp, or if you do make sure you have a tarp to protect your sleeping mat. It's critical you maintain a barrier between you and the desert floor at night.
Night vision equipment to an extent: Your best night vision is your own, but night vision tools are often good at seeing other IR signals like cameras (I use a Bushnell Equinox Z solely for the purpose of finding IR silent alarms and cameras) Though note these tools can give off massive IR light/signals as well.
Luck
Natural vision camouflage: Leafy wear camo is my personal preference. You're mainly trying to break up your human figure here. Some leafy models are a lot lighter weight than a ghillie suit while being just as effective. I's say even go to the extent of adding in some touches of spray paint colors that fit the environment. NOTE, no camo will protect you from movement. Our predator eyes are very good at spotting movement no matter how well camouflaged you are.
Thermal camouflage: There are civilian comercial thermal camo suites available, consider them, but note these are pretty heavy suites. "Nightwalker FIBROTEX".
A DSLR camera: Particularly one with a really decent zoom capability.
And did I mention luck?
I'm sure there's more to add to this list but these are pretty key pieces of gear to consider. Now things not to bring though, would be weapons, especially fire arms, smartphones, gps, and communication gear, unless you have a license for FHSS, that would be useful I suppose.
Putting the plan together
Anyways as you can see this is a lot of stuff you're going to be hauling with you for the event of your actual excursion, your pack is going to be anywhere from 60-80lbs. However there is still further planning to be made. Unless you're a pure badass who can carry enough water on yourself for up to 30+ total miles on foot you're going to need to take a couple day trips to stash water along your path. These trips should obviously be packed light, but I'd recommend planting water every 6 miles at least along your path. These trips should also be a confidence booster if you make it back unscaved each time. Lastly you're going to need to have a clever insertion and exfiltration method with your partner in crime. This means hanging low on your way to the camp site. Your partner is going to need to look like they're alone the whole time. So you will need to be suited an booted before you get there. Once the coast is clear and you are making the run for it, your first few legs at the foot of the mountain are going to need to be low and slow with your eyes peeled open. Your partner should also vacate the area as soon as possible to bring less attention to the insertion point. Another great tip would be to create a diversion and set it up days prior to the event. I'd recommend a strong camo laser rig that could be rigged pointing up to the sky and turned on remotely. This would draw any camo dudes in the area to the laser pointer and away from you. From there, all I can say is keep mindful of your placement in the hills. Your visibility is key to your stealth, stick to couloirs and valleys. The mountains north of the site are actually situated perfectly in some areas to keep your visibility low, even places to camp. I will not be marking any grids in these areas but you can easily find them if you know what to look for.
Getting out on good standing
The hardest part is going to be exfil. Including the times you plant water. You're going to be tired and less aware of your surroundings. Make sure to discuss multiple pickup points and time frames. Oh and don't conspire about any of this online That's just bad, don't do that. Hence why I'm typing this out because I want to rid myself of any temptation to do this now that the NSA will probably have me redlisted if they don't already after this. With that, If you take any photos or footage don't post it right away. I know how excited you might be, but I'd give it a good rest after success and lock that SD card in a vault for 5 years or better before you upload it on youtube.
Conclusion and my retirement (TL;DR)
This idea is really stupid don't do it. You will probably die.
Again I'm posting this so the information is out there, may it thwart or help any attempt. (Please don't do it seriously). With the huge meme of area 51 coming through I figured why not put an end to it for me. Area 51 has had the most attention to it that it has had in years, government officials are saying the most about it ever. Who knows maybe they will open it up after the swarm comes knocking on the gate of the NAFR.
Thanks for reading my sperg-out tangent
-Erixo Signing off.
P.S. PLEASE DON'T TRY IT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD
Ugh so many spelling and grammar mistakes, hopefully you will forgive me for the fact that I wrote this all out between 1 and 5 am lol.
Please don't do it. tho.
OP and others...if there still is an interest, some people may (or may not) be planning to swarm it:
trollbaiters32 wrote:
OP and others...if there still is an interest, some people may (or may not) be planning to swarm it:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2019/07/13/half-million-people-signed-up-storm-area-what-happens-if-they-actually-show-up/?utm_term=.ee45ec5dfa37
1.3 mil now.
The only "top secret"worth looking for at area 51 is the amount of taxpayer money wasted on chasing pie in the sky ideas.
If anything worthwhile had been discovered all these years there we'd already have the technology to prevent war, prohibit internet hacking, make use of nuclear waste, etc, etc. There are more useless spinning wheels there than on a Los Angeles freeway at rush hour.