lets bring this back
lets bring this back
stare back at the person and start crying.
if the person has a conscience, he will feel REALLY bad for being such a heartless f*ck.
I've found a very effective means of dealing with obnoxious bleaters. When someone yells to me I wave back and smile as if they're my best friend and they've just yelled something highly encouraging. The number of befuddled expressions I've seen in return is astounding. Some of them actually smile and wave back tentatively as if thinking "wait a minute... do I actually know this guy?" It is a marvelous way of putting them off balance while also not tempting escalation/retaliation as would be the case if I give then a certain salute, etc.
I am a highschool runner and i saw my dad and waved then i get the cross walk and start to go and one of my dum ass teachers almost hit me and another runner she didn't like that i cused her out twice once at the cross walk and when i saw her at school i ended up getting a b isstead of a a oh by the way a called her a f ing kunt cock sucker she didnt like that
At my age any remark is usually a compliment.
Got laid once by a lady walking her dog.
Pays to be nice despite the shit comments.
zackz wrote:
I am a highschool runner and i saw my dad and waved then i get the cross walk and start to go and one of my dum ass teachers almost hit me and another runner she didn't like that i cused her out twice once at the cross walk and when i saw her at school i ended up getting a b isstead of a a oh by the way a called her a f ing kunt cock sucker she didnt like that
Your teacher's such a 'dum ass' she never tought you how use a full stop, apparently.
Rams will win the Super Bowl wrote:
Today I was running and it was very cold and windy and as I ran by a Hardees some fat dudes yelled out the drive thru window at me. It was all original like pussy and fag. When I got back I drove through the drive through and ordered 2 number 10's, 2 number 6's a couple of extra burgers and extra fries. It was like 24 bucks, I then just drove off. Not a great comeback but I bet other people have better stories.
Ha. I thought you were buying it all, to throw at them, but nvm...
Rams will win the Super Bowl wrote:
Today I was running and it was very cold and windy and as I ran by a Hardees some fat dudes yelled out the drive thru window at me. It was all original like pussy and fag. When I got back I drove through the drive through and ordered 2 number 10's, 2 number 6's a couple of extra burgers and extra fries. It was like 24 bucks, I then just drove off. Not a great comeback but I bet other people have better stories.
You would have been better off being patient. Just ignore them as you ran by and then 20 years later as you are completing the Boston Marathon for the 15th time and celebrating afterwards with your model wife and all-amaerican kids you can be smug in knowing that those fat b@st@rds died 10 years before of massive heart attacks as they were sitting in their double-wide watching Baywatch.
Sometimes the best revenge is served cold.
My wife, also a runner, says you should not have done anything but say a silent prayer for them as you ran by. After all Jesus said "Prayer for those who persecute you."
Answer their anger and rudeness with compassion.
Sometimes by wife knows best.
should have read: "Pray for those who persecute you"
I just beat the tar out of them.
hahaha one day i was goin from one park where i parked my car to another, around a loop there and back, there's a trail between them, and its kind of in the country, so there are a couple farm houses along the way....a tree had fallen down on the path which the city dut up and moved off of the path, so these farmer types early 20's i would say are drivin a golfcart full of the wood back to their house and i hear the classic run forrest run....it was really the wrong day to say anything to me, however im only 18 yrs old and 511 135lbs so after a couple seconds of thought about the consequences i figure f*** it....I whip aroundand start tearin into them "after you f****** are done f***in your sisters and puttin that wood away maybe i can put my wood away in your mom, here's an idea shut your f***in mouths and go back to makin less than minimum wage to save the farm pig f***ers" they sped off and every time ive seen them since they've said nothing....
Earlier in the fall I was running with a teammate, and we run by this girl about 10 years old, and boy was she fat. She yelled to my friend that his shorts were ugly. I yelled back, "Hey, is it fun being fat? I bet it's a lot of fun, isn't it?" She started to tear up and yelled back at me that I was immature and mean. My friend cut her off with a "shut the f*** up cow!!! moooo!!!!" Then we both moooooed at her real loud and kept running.
A few weeks later we were running through a nearby park and a bunch of little black kids started making fun of us. Then I notice the little fat girl running down a hill to get her insults in. I looked over her and said "OHHH, what's tubby gotta say?" She stopped dead in her tracks and put her head down. Brought a smile to my face.
One day during XC season this year I was cooling down on the track and the football players were having a practice.
As I ran by one of them said"Hey where's the fairy prancing off to?" Then without missing a beat I walked up and looked him right in the eye and said "Once you boys start winning some games then we can have a talk" And then spit on his jersey.
I jogged off and he just stood there cursing, apparently one of the rules of practice are they can't leave the field.
Now mind you I'm a 180 pound 800m runner, I wouldn't advise one of the 140 pound 5k guys to go out and try and start shit. But I know how to throw my weight around. And if I ever see the distance guys getting picked on I'll be sure to step in ahah.
I told some guy to eat a dick.
bahahahahaahahahahaha
by far the best response to anything ever!
i just ignore them; especially if i'm doing a hard tempo run, i just phase all that stuff out because i'm focusing more on my pace and just staying in a good rhythm. if someone honks at me and i don't see them, i usually find out a few days later who it was and i just tell them that i couldn't see them for whatever reason, because i couldn't. i couldn't see them.
my friend used to yell at little kids who would say stuff to us: "go grow a penis you little (expletive expletive) and then talk!"
one time these kids threw a tennis ball at us and started speeding away and i grabbed it and threw it as hard as i could at the car and dented the door.
personally i'd say the best retaliation idea is to pretend to ignore them, and then just pick up some hard object and fire it at them, scares the shit out of them. they dont really expect a virulent response. waht are they going to catch you?
"go f*** yourself"
I call bullshit. Are you saying that you were able to fling a flimsy tennis ball with sufficient velocity to dent the sheet metal of a car that was moving AWAY from you (thereby lessening the impact)? Clearly, you missed your calling, Nolan Ryan.More likely, you thought about doing something but peed in your pants instead.
midnight runner wrote:
one time these kids threw a tennis ball at us and started speeding away and i grabbed it and threw it as hard as i could at the car and dented the door.