Possible to lose 20lbs in one month?

cali boy,

if you "half" my 7 % bf you need to eat a sandwich. how you expect ol' kimmy to grab aholt if'n you ain't got nothin' to grab aholt of? huh? most of ol' headman's bf is contained in his willie anyway! danglin' fury indeed!

and dude, you are so unfunny. you surely don't get the babes with your scintillating wit, that's for damn sure. (oh kimmy? could you check the spelling for me? that's a good girl!).

I do have a sense of humor. Its all in good fun. He's portraying the cocky guy with a good body who brags about bagging chicks. I'm taking the point of view of the fat rich guy who brags about bagging chicks.

It's not so much the money as dating someone who is smart and goal oriented. Money often goes hand in hand with these people. The worst turn off is a guy who is satisfied with a mediocre life. Oh yeah, I could give a shit if the guy spells every word right. I'd rather he use his mind for creative purposes than for something we all got tested on in elementary school.

kimmykimkim wrote:

It's not so much the money as dating someone who is smart and goal oriented. Money often goes hand in hand with these people. The worst turn off is a guy who is satisfied with a mediocre life. Oh yeah, I could give a shit if the guy spells every word right. I'd rather he use his mind for creative purposes than for something we all got tested on in elementary school.

kimmy,

my mother always told me not to toot my own horn so to speak, but you intrigue me. so here goes. i know i will be ridiculed for this by the wiseasses on this board, but i have to tell you that i am just what you seem to be looking for.

i am 5' 10", 148 lbs, 5.2% bf, 75-80 mpw, with a dozen or so sub-2.40 marathons and many trail races of 50 miles or more. i work for a sports marketing firm in the bay area (richmond) and make a bit north of 125k. and though it may sound like it, i am not "satisfied". not by any means. i have many things on my life list and finding the right woman is a huge part of it. i need someone who is in fantastic shape and shares my, shall we say, lust for life. someone who, as i do, suffers from FOMO (fear of missing out). you sound like just such a woman. my kind of woman.

that's all. don't listen to all these jokesters here. live your own way. you sound like a great girl!

30lbs gone...looking hard and lean.

how old's your girlfriend?

Saw off your left arm. It's probably less dangerous than some of the diets these guys are pushing on you. I know a doctor in Nogales who'll do it for you if you give him 15 bucks and let him keep the arm.

HEADMAN2 wrote:

how old's your girlfriend?

You forgot your mom's birthday again?

Best Behavior wrote:

HEADMAN2 wrote:

how old's your girlfriend?

You forgot your mom's birthday again?

you're pretty funny for a fat guy!

hey original poster!!

how much ya lose so far? we're dyin' to know!

and all you old leches? way to go!! you're all inspirations to us all!! keep on truckin' old dudes!! gettin' the 20 year-olds!! you farts rock!!!

BUMP!! hilarious!

BUMPASAURUS

The best way to lose 20 pounds in a month is to get really sick.

kimmykimkim wrote:

skinnybabe-

Did you get dropped for a 20 something yr old slut? Anyways, I doubt that the type of guys I pick would drop me ten yrs from now just to be with a younger woman. Success is only one of the qualities I look for in a man, along with looks, kindness, humor, athleticism, intelligence, drive, compassion etc. You are stereotyping all successful men as a-holes. Not so. You just need to look longer to weed the jerks out. My kind of guy doesn't treat women like possessions in which he should trade in after 10 years of wear. Hopefully you haven't been duped by some a-hole.

P.S. Whoever equates intelligence with spelling faculties have alot to learn.

I saw that episode of Sex/City too...

Funniest thread ever!!