FRANK COSTANZA
...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
GEORGE COSTANZA
I know about the cups.
FRANK COSTANZA
You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
The timing when he's listing the cup sizes shows Stiller's comic genius.
mbruno87 wrote:
"And you want to be my latex salesman..."
Perhaps, not my favorite, but the first one that popped into my head.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
redux wrote:
The episode where Joey has his first acting gig.
There I am. There I am. There I am.
Um, you know you have friends and seinfeld mixed up!??
JEAN-PAUL: (smiling) Oh come on, you son of a bitch. I'm just trying to be friendly.
MANAGER: All right, that's it! (grabs Jean-Paul and gets him out) Let's go!
JEAN-PAUL: What...but I got a race tomorrow!
seinfeld expert wrote:
redux wrote:The episode where Joey has his first acting gig.
There I am. There I am. There I am.
Um, you know you have friends and seinfeld mixed up!??
Redux should by hanging his head in shame.
THE DOORMAN wrote:
seinfeld expert wrote:Um, you know you have friends and seinfeld mixed up!??
Redux should by hanging his head in shame.
I know, poor guy. I feel bad for him. He was trying hard. Probably a great guy.
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country?
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slop, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.
Man: His father was a mudder?
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Man: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I just say?
THE DOORMAN wrote:
Elaine: He's a comedian, Mrs. Payton. They don't know how to do anything.
Sidenote - The Doorman is one of the best side-characters in Seinfeld. Very underappreciated.
My wife took me to see jerry Seinfeld in concert last year...Larry miller was his opening act
The mods here are arbitrary and capricious, don't you think?
My two favs:
Hes a bad man, a vedy, vedy, vedy bad man.
Its the yam yam Elaine!
This is one of the best threads in months.Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you.
this thread will be deleted wrote:
The mods here are arbitrary and capricious, don't you think?
cantstandsya wrote:
This is one of the best threads in months.
Thank you, thank you very much. This has been great. Keep em coming!
Can you spare a square?
I wish I could take full credit for turning this into a Seinfeld thread a couple years ago, but I had a little help:
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=4076910&page=0
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Master of your domain." "Lord of the manner." "Queen of the castle."
"Glamor?"
"The panties your mother laid out for you."
"Then let's see how he does up there without all the assistance."
Elaine: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye." Jerry: "No, there's less. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil."
"Feels like an Arby's night."
"She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being... except for the walking."
"Worlds are colliding!"
"George is gettin' upset!"
"The bus is outta control!"
"Got to love the Drake." / "I hate the Drake."
"I'm not a pimp!"
Close talker.
High talker.
Bad breaker-uper.
She had man hands.
She's a two-face.
She's got the jimmy legs.
He's a re-gifter.
Anything that ever came out of J. Peterman's mouth.
"Look away, I'm hideous."
"She went out with Newman!"
"Newman is my sworn enemy Elaine! And he lives down the hall from my home.... Where I sleep. Where I come to play with my toys."
From "the dealership:"
GEORGE: I tried to tell you, but you wouldn’t listen. No, ho, ho! You were gonna get a deal, huh? There’s no laws in this place. Anything goes! It’s Thunderdome!
From "the andrea doria:"
(Elaine enters. She has a scarf over her head - trying to tie her hair down. She looks angered at something)
JERRY: What's the matter with you?
ELAINE: Nothing.. Except that a bird ran into my giant freak-head. (Sits down)
JERRY: What giant freak-head?
ELAINE: (Annoyed, near tears) The one that sits atop my disproportunately puny body.. I'm a walking candy apple!
This thread is suddenly very timely...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1721492/seinfeld-reunion-predictions.jhtml
...note the headline!
Seinfeld fan wrote:
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Master of your domain." "Lord of the manner." "Queen of the castle."
"Glamor?"
"The panties your mother laid out for you."
"Then let's see how he does up there without all the assistance."
Elaine: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye." Jerry: "No, there's less. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil."
"Feels like an Arby's night."
"She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being... except for the walking."
"Worlds are colliding!"
"George is gettin' upset!"
"The bus is outta control!"
"Got to love the Drake." / "I hate the Drake."
"I'm not a pimp!"
Close talker.
High talker.
Bad breaker-uper.
She had man hands.
She's a two-face.
She's got the jimmy legs.
He's a re-gifter.
Anything that ever came out of J. Peterman's mouth.
"Look away, I'm hideous."
"She went out with Newman!"
"Newman is my sworn enemy Elaine! And he lives down the hall from my home.... Where I sleep. Where I come to play with my toys."
You, sir, are a true fan. I tip my hat to you.
Or maybe I know exactly what I am doing and think it's funny?
Charlie Freak wrote:
THE DOORMAN wrote:Redux should by hanging his head in shame.
I know, poor guy. I feel bad for him. He was trying hard. Probably a great guy.