I of course disagree with the dodging of bullets but the lion was pounded to the ground by a heavy caliber bullet and then crosses a football field length while likely being hit at least once more.
Pretty sure it would have went through a whole football team like a train through a curtain made of bead strands.
SMJO wrote:
Gonna Have to Call BS wrote:[quote]lionhunter wrote:
Let me put this to rest.
A) Lions cannot dodge bullets. Go back to fantasy land.
B) 0 to 50 in 5 yards? Yeah, right. The fastest acceleration of any land animal (excluding machine assistance) is owned by the cheetah which can go from 0 to 50 in about 2 seconds. Wanna guess how many yards are covered in going from 0 to 50 in 2 seconds?
Look, many folks have this inexplicable desire to exaggerate the capabilities of wild animals. You are one of them.
Stop being annoying.
Oh yeah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmcXuTBO0ooAlso a lion can accelerate faster than a Cheetah as many videos attest to.
Oh, and about a lion accelerating faster than a cheetah. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IwDHvNxjJohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipQhMp3jZ8YIs there anything that you are not ignorant about ? Anything at all?
SMJO wrote:
I of course disagree with the dodging of bullets but the lion was pounded to the ground by a heavy caliber bullet and then crosses a football field length while likely being hit at least once more.
Pretty sure it would have went through a whole football team like a train through a curtain made of bead strands.
Agreed
These are the best answers......end of thread.
OK, this is the strategy with the best chance of winning. But we need precepts before we start:
1 The men have no fear and no concern about death (if they did they would never charge tiger)
2 Let's open this up not other sports not just football players.
First
The men stay in a very tight big mass two lines of five, one right behind the other, touching shoulders. They should never seperate.
2nd
The first line will die, but their goal is to get the tiger off balance and to have their dead bleeding bodies on top of the tiger and shielding the others. The Sumo wrestlers might be good in this role.
3rd
The strong men competitors and ultra fighters need to be ready to either kick/ punch ribs, choke, kick, stomp head or gouge eyes or slam head up and down, or kick the throat.
The strong man cometitors are pretty damn strong. With all this I give the men a 15% of winning. The trick is getting the tiger off his feet and having dead bodies taking his blows.
Another approach which is tied for best anwer:
Plan would be for nine of the guys to kill the 10th and to make weapons (like spears and skull could be a battering ram) out of his bones, and then attack.
Conundrum wrote:
First
The men stay in a very tight big mass two lines of five, one right behind the other, touching shoulders. They should never seperate.
2nd
The first line will die, but their goal is to get the tiger off balance and to have their dead bleeding bodies on top of the tiger and shielding the others. The Sumo wrestlers might be good in this role.
Can you explain why the tiger wouldn't just go around the men in the 1st step? And in the 2nd, how would they get the dead bleeding bodies on top of the tiger? Is the tiger just going to sit there and wait?
Gonna Have to Call BS wrote:
Oh, and about a lion accelerating faster than a cheetah. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IwDHvNxjJohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipQhMp3jZ8YIs there anything that you are not ignorant about ? Anything at all?
All depends on if they start next to each other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-wvA7fmUJ4SMJO wrote:
Gonna Have to Call BS wrote:Oh, and about a lion accelerating faster than a cheetah. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IwDHvNxjJohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipQhMp3jZ8YIs there anything that you are not ignorant about ? Anything at all?
All depends on if they start next to each other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-wvA7fmUJ4
Did you even watch the video that you posted? Seriously, did you?
Lions caught cheetahs in two cases:
1) Ambush in dense brush where lion was on cheetah before cheetah even noticed lion.
2) Lion attacks cheetah that had already sustained a fatal injury in fights with other cheetahs. Cheetah that was caught by lion could barely scrape up the capacity to get up and limp slowly away. Lion pounces. Game over.
This is your evidence that lions can accelerate faster than cheetahs?!?
OK, I know that you are ignorant but it appears that you are severely retarded as well. Please just stop. It is painful to think that there are others of my own species that have such critically limited cranial capacity.
Of course not. I'm just toying with you. However lions still accelerate faster. That's why they don't chase game as far s a Cheetah does.
Watch when they chase the same species of game. Lion is tops every time in that situation.
Gonna Have to Call BS wrote:
It is painful to think that there are others of my own species that have such critically limited cranial capacity.
That's a bit hypocritical. Unless you meant that you thought you were the only limited person in the species.
SMJO wrote:
Of course not. I'm just toying with you. However lions still accelerate faster. That's why they don't chase game as far s a Cheetah does.
Watch when they chase the same species of game. Lion is tops every time in that situation.
Trolling went over the top here, try again next time.
watching that video, it would be fun being a tiger
SMJO wrote:
Can an NFL player do his thing in waist deep water with no visible loss of ability?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwwIMdBwoU
Lester Ballard wrote:
My ex-girlfriend had a nasty bitch of a Maine coon cat ...It lived as long as it did on pure high-octane hate.
So what did it run for the 800?
GOML wrote:
Lester Ballard wrote:My ex-girlfriend had a nasty bitch of a Maine coon cat ...It lived as long as it did on pure high-octane hate.
So what did it run for the 800?
Is he talking about a feline or a vagina?
GOML wrote:
Lester Ballard wrote:My ex-girlfriend had a nasty bitch of a Maine coon cat ...It lived as long as it did on pure high-octane hate.
So what did it run for the 800?
The cat was probably capable of something close to 2:00, even at an advanced age, although it couldn't concentrate well enough to accomplish the task unless placed on a treadmill, which it would have summarily shredded. The girlfriend probably could have scared 2:30 in those days. She had a very nice bumbum and no breasts -- the consummate runner's body. I burned her house town shortly before reverting to the gay lifestyle. I hated myself in those days and used to have sex with watermelons.
Sumo wrestlers know how to charge and have much mass to throw a tiger off its feet. The tiger could run away from the first line but the second line is right behind the first line. If the tiger runs away during the whole time, well that's kind of wimpy for a tiger and it loses by default. (Everybody would agree with that)The Sumo wrestlers die after they take the tiger down and are on top of it. They all don't die at once and the strong men competitors get a chance to do their damage.
ooosoi wrote:
Can you explain why the tiger wouldn't just go around the men in the 1st step? And in the 2nd, how would they get the dead bleeding bodies on top of the tiger? Is the tiger just going to sit there and wait?
You forgot the part that tigers can leap of up to 10 m (33 ft) horizontally and 5 m (16.5 ft) vertically. Did you see the video earlier of the tiger jumping onto an adult elephant to attack a man?
Conundrum wrote:
Sumo wrestlers know how to charge and have much mass to throw a tiger off its feet. The tiger could run away from the first line but the second line is right behind the first line. If the tiger runs away during the whole time, well that's kind of wimpy for a tiger and it loses by default. (Everybody would agree with that)
The Sumo wrestlers die after they take the tiger down and are on top of it. They all don't die at once and the strong men competitors get a chance to do their damage.
That makes no sense. How could the 2nd line get to the tiger if the 1st line is in between? Also, the tiger could just run around both and take them from behind. Tigers are faster and quicker than humans.
What aren't you understanding about this? A tiger could also just throw the sumo wrestlers in the air or push them back on their butts. Thus stacking all of the humans on each other. No sumo wrestler is going to out charge a tiger.
In order to better answer the question, lets do a quick history lesson. Many special ops military forces train dogs to embark on missions with them and to even take part in assault missions. The reason is that dogs are trainable and somewhat deadly.
Many leading commanders and scientists have agreed that the perfect companion for military missions is a CAT. They are proportionally strong, silent, have ridiculous hearing, smelling, and sight capabilities. Even night vision. And they instinctually know how to kill!
But the problem? Cats cannot be trained ideally and are not reliable. In most experiments the cats would wander off and do their own thing and get run over by a moving car or tank.
NFL players catch a ball and tackle each other for sport. A tiger kills for sport. A tiger is always "in training." Granted they sleep a lot. Tigers are used to hunting faster, stronger, deadlier prey ( bear, deer, buffalo, crocodile) that for them fighting 10 men seems bewildering. It is like being in shape for a 4 minute mile and someone challenges you to break 30 seconds for 200. Seems too easy eh?
A better challenge would be to put a young, hungry male tiger against 3 soldiers armed with an assault rifle and night vision each. At night. In a forest.
The Sumo wrestlers are shoulder to shoulder. As soon as one is pounced on the others dive on the tiger. The tiger has to come in for contact.And I did give the humans only a 15% chance. Have you seen some of the feats of strength of the strong man competitors. One lucky stomp or kick could break ribs or a jaw or collapse a throat.
oooosi wrote:
That makes no sense. How could the 2nd line get to the tiger if the 1st line is in between? Also, the tiger could just run around both and take them from behind. Tigers are faster and quicker than humans.
What aren't you understanding about this? A tiger could also just throw the sumo wrestlers in the air or push them back on their butts. Thus stacking all of the humans on each other. No sumo wrestler is going to out charge a tiger.