Let's see, you have your own web site which is a monument to yourself. Me-me-me-I did-I am-I want-I can-I need-I-I-me-me...
It's hilariously self-centered and insufferably boring, actually.
And you seem particularly interested in the size of my wang which thoroughly satisfied your mum.
Let's see what we have here...Aussie prick, uptight, shaves legs, oils himself up, quintessential Narcissistic personality disorder.
Aha! ... Not a pretty picture. It's a safe bet your wang is hugified by men, not women.
And I am still faster than you.