For the most recent year, Starbucks had roughly 361,000 employees. Net income was $3.761 billion. So, even if you could feasibly distribute absolutely every last penny of net income to the employees equally (also not feasible), it would amount to $10,418 or exactly a $5 per hour increase per employee (40 hours x 52 weeks = 2080 hours). Not exactly doubling their pay now is it, not even close in this crazy, bankrupt the company and stick-it-to the man scheme? Maybe Starbucks would agree to it if you took away all the other benefits, I don’t know.
The new CEO got a roughly $113 million pay package if you include everything, signing bonus, average annual salary, average annual bonus, and mostly equity not vesting immediately. Let’s take ALL of his pay instead, even though very little of it is liquid, and distribute it to baristas only, which are probably not even 50% of total employees, but let’s just say 200,000 baristas to make it easy. So take everything from the CEO, both liquid and illiquid and distribute it equally to baristas, doesn’t matter if today is their first day or they’ve worked ten years, they all get the same thing, a $565 annual bonus or slightly over $10 per week. But, hey, that’s enough to buy them an extra Venti Caramel Macchiato with an extra shot each and every week!
Heck, let’s even go with super awful and dramatic sounding 735 billionaires (who pay the vast majority of taxes and create jobs by risking capital) having a net worth greater than 160 million people. Nevermind that very little of it is actually liquid, let’s go full blown Liz Warren on them and confiscate 735 billion in the name of equity and redistribute it to the bottom 50% (also nevermind that people perennially move both up and down the earnings quintiles). We could give every individual an extra $4593 per year, or $88 per week. Certainly a meaningful sum for the very poorest, no doubt, but really more like the ability for every person to go out to Starbucks every morning for a coffee and bagel.
I know math is hard. I certainly don’t have all the answers but trying to make the rich poorer by making the poor richer hardly ever works and just destroys jobs and incentivizes capital to leave for greener pastures. Here’s an idea though, all of you committed Starbucks addicts… how about you give an extra dollar tip over and above what you already do or, more likely, don’t give. Heck, maybe just $0.50. With all the churn in an hour at the place, you will way more than make up for the $5 per hour raise we could give them by totally destroying the company and redistributing all of the profit.