Hi guys,
Coach Brian Power here. I want to share a few things with you.
I know Roy is doing track work at 14:10 pace, which may make the Oles look slow. But we will give our guys zyns and cinnamon rolls to excite them and the Oles will prevail.
Please quit making fun of my freshmen. They are nice group of boys that can do something special if we keep them away from zyns, heaters, and Olaf Coffey. Some of them may even run 50 whole miles this week. We have been busy thinking of cute nicknames for them. My favorite so far is Like for a guy named Luke. It turns out I misspelled his name on the website. We also have guys named Tall Guy, Slow Guy, and Spam. Spam's first name is Austin, so I thought that was very witty.
What you don't know is that on the challenging journey from my car to my desk I caught a leaf that has never touched the ground. This means we will win nationals if my assistant can steal more workouts from the women's team.
You'll see me in my special chair made of hurdles my favorite hurdlers broke at every cross country meet. Come say hi and I'll may even let Parker put you on our instagram. I'll be wearing a shirt with my own face and campaigning for someone to vote me Coach of the Year.