Hulk wrote:
(It's the ep where Kramer watches a movie where a woman is in a coma and decides he needs a living will)
The exchange between Kramer & Elaine concerning when to pull the plug is classic.
Just one of the many:
Kramer: Would you pull the plug in this circumstance?
Elaine: Like starting a lawnmower.
Joey - There I am. There I am. There I am.
those aren't buoys
redux wrote:
Joey - There I am. There I am. There I am.
What's that from? Don't remember.
redux wrote:
Joey - There I am. There I am. There I am.
What's that from? Don't remember.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet...
Not that there's anything wrong with it....
The episode where Joey has his first acting gig. It is in a pron and he plays a copy repair guy. Apparently the actors are engaged in coitus while he's fixing the copy machine. I assumed he was behind the guy's butt and you could see Joey during the forward thrust.
There I am. There I am. There I am.
If regular George sees independent George, he will kill independent George. A George divided amongst itself, can not stand!"
My favorite Seinfeld quote, from my girlfriend sitting next to me on the couch: "Oh gawd it's Seinfeld. Change the channel."
redux wrote:
The episode where Joey has his first acting gig. It is in a pron and he plays a copy repair guy. Apparently the actors are engaged in coitus while he's fixing the copy machine. I assumed he was behind the guy's butt and you could see Joey during the forward thrust.
There I am. There I am. There I am.
Joey? Acting gig? That's Friends, not Seinfeld.
starmiler wrote:
My favorite Seinfeld quote, from my girlfriend sitting next to me on the couch: "Oh gawd it's Seinfeld. Change the channel."
Drop her!
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
KRAMER to Jerry after Jerry tells him his teeth are brown from smoking a pipe:
"Look away, I'm hideous."
Damn, this thread has had me thinking of Seinfeld all day.
Elaine to her boyfriend: "Do you think you're spongeworthy?"
And later after he lays out his case for being spongeworthy, Elaine says: "You gotta do something about your sideburns."
"You don't understand. I'm not a lesbian. I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!"
Cheese, George. Cheeeeeeeeeese!
Charlie Freak wrote:
KRAMER to Jerry after Jerry tells him his teeth are brown from smoking a pipe:
"Look away, I'm hideous."
This wins for me. Best moment in all of television history.
I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man. (finger waggle)
FRANK: Bro's no good. Too ethnic.
KRAMER: You got something better?
FRANK: How about the Mansiere?
KRAMER: Mansiere.
FRANK: That's right. A brassiere for a man.
Elaine: He's a comedian, Mrs. Payton. They don't know how to do anything.
Sidenote - The Doorman is one of the best side-characters in Seinfeld. Very underappreciated.