1.)Gobble Gobble M'fer [for the unwashed, this is what you yell in the finishing chute of your local turkey trot while passing someone]
2.)The 49 year old who loses to a 24 year old kenyan woman and slams his fists at the awards banquet regarding '...training his brains out' to beat her/win the race next year
3.) who did [or did not] 'look relaxed' at a given race and how to extrapolate from that relative fitness/speed/capability from a past race
4.) WWJR do [what Jim Ryun would or would not be able to do today given modern technology/tracks/shoes/training]--see also WWBBD [what would brian boitano do]
5.) 5x18 mile repeat workouts. I dont know why, just the insistence on repeating this over and over has me lol'ing
6.) Anything involving Kara crying. Those crack me up. Much respect to her career but I cant help but lol@ the trolls here that point out that if Kara is crying she either a)won b)lost c)got injured d)DNS e)DNF f)woke up that day