Why are Triathletes so in love with themselves?

Macka86 wrote:

I would kick your f-cking ass. Try me.

I'm all a-fear'd of the blubbery, spandex-wanking penguin.

Thanks for the laughs.

PS: I had to slap your girlfriend's ass and ride the wave in.

Sir Lance-alot wrote:

OldXCguy wrote:

Regarding cyclists, I frequently smile watching them go by when I recall a thread someone started a couple of years ago titled something like, "Why do bicyclists always have to dress up like super heroes to go out for a ride?" Thank you to whoever posted that, because it always cracks me up.

You're welcome.

(I started that thread. I like to stir up trouble now and then.

"Did Shorter Kill Pre" was one of mine also. Look at me patting myself on the back, I more full of myself than a triathlete ! :-) )

The "Did Shorter Kill Pre" thread got me in trouble. I had to introduce Shorter for a speech he gave locally and when I posted a thread on here asking if I should introduce him as the man who killed Pre, let's just say it was met with much negativity.

Jeez. It was a frigin joke already.

I did, it wasn't worth even reading, let alone replying to. You can't even pick up on the slightest subtlety, clearly.

Tommy B wrote:

OK in the 1st degree wrote:

Able-bodied: able to walk easily without aid. Still waiting, Tommy.

Haha OK. You love to argue. Did you not read what I wrote? It's in there. It's hard to discuss something with someone who has no reading comprehension. Go back and read what I wrote. If you don't understand it, get a grownup to help you out. Best of luck OK!!!!!!! You'll get there eventually!!!!

Do you two want to get a room?

I mean you and your hand..

It's been fun, but there is just too much negative energy here and too many new assholes who post bullshit and lots of great people who used to post all the time who have left or gone underground. I'm out. Life is too short. I'll be in kona. Hope to see some of you there. Paulo knows how to find me.

I am going to go love myself because I am such a f***in' awesome triathlete.

Sounds like a homo tri-geekish honeymoon for you and Paulo.

Who is the Bert you always refer to? I'm out of the loop; I find your website hilarious, but I'm lost on who Bert is.

Thank you for your kind words regarding the website. Our goal is not to be funny. Rather, we want to be honest. We also offer a home for free speech. (Clam-free, nazi-free and mistress-free since 2007).

Fat people disgust me.

(I think Slowman will allow me to say that, right?)

[quote]OK in the 1st degree wrote:

I did, it wasn't worth even reading, let alone replying to. You can't even pick up on the slightest subtlety, clearly.

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Haha, OK. Clearly you did reply ; ) It's been fun! I hope we can converse on topics in the future!

Come and do a real sport and then we can talk about PWN3RSH!P or owner ship. you would kick his ass in he mile? could you kick it for 13 or 26 in a row? i dont think so little man.

PS: I had to slap your mums ass and ride the wave in, well that was the plan till the fat rebounded and she fell off the bed. how does she fit in your jeep?

Bert is just my puppet. He likes it, though. But I think he cheats on me with Paolo, and I know he has a serious crush on MarkyV.

I'm OK, though, I will just whore around with any awesome triathlete guy.

That was my insult come up with your own shit you slow, uncreative chubby tri-dork.

You wanna race me in the mile? The half-marathon? The marathon? Please. I like to lol@tritards.

I nailed yer Mum so I AM YOUR FATHER. I'm embarrassed to admit you are a product of my loins. When I get home I am going to pop yer Mum right in the mouth. Now pipe down and go back to wanking it in the basement Junior before I take your allowance away.

I expect plenty to sail clear over your head at that time, too.

type my name into google see what comes back.

The only thing you will be LOL'ing at it the fact you have such a small wang and will need to hand back your man card.

OK in the 1st degree wrote:

I expect plenty to sail clear over your head at that time, too.

I see you're trying to change up your game plan in the last minutes just because your initial method wasn't working. It's commendable but sorry, this one is failing as well. Solid try though.

johnny rotten wrote:

killthehipster wrote:

IOW, you were lousy at IM.

Actually, 9:49 is not that bad. (It was at Lake Placid.) Qualified for Hawaii twice. Couldn't swim worth a damn.

Personally, I would have expected like 9:20 or so after reading those two workouts and seeing your 5k/10k prs. Having done an IM I can somewhat justify my opinion too.

Still a very respectable time though. Nice work!

poor guy weighing in wrote:

What about people who eat salads. They think they are so much better then me eating my cheeseburger. It makes me sick. "Hey look at me! I am having a light but tasty salad for lunch! With fat-free italian dressing!"

lol