"She insists she never knowingly took a banned substance. But Houlihan, 32, no longer blames tainted meat, saying she isn’t sure what caused her failed test.
“I don’t have answers for what happened,” she said. “I just have a lot of theories.”
Houlihan settled on the burrito argument because she and her legal team had just seven days to formulate a defense, she says. She had eaten at a food truck that served pig organs the day before her test, which can trigger positives."
I mean we are done right? I read this and my mind reverts to my Sunday School upbringing and Proverbs 21:23 - "Watch your tongue and keep your mouth shut, and you will stay out of trouble".
She is a moron. She is an absolute moron. WHY would you ever say this? You "no longer blame tainted meat" - huh?! - that was the entire basis or your defense that you not only you tried once but then tried to appeal again using as your basis. But now you say quote “It sounds kind of ridiculous,” - yeah no kidding Shelby. No kidding.
Now it "could be" tainted vitamins? Oh my god - Shelby we knew this the whole time but of course the key thing here is that you also 100% knew they were tainted - you just didn't have the same control or discipline your boyfriend had with his 7, 3-Andro. Even worse is that you got Jerry and Shalane to die on cross supporting you on this making themselves look stupid as they blasted the "corrupt system" which turns out now wasn't corrupt - it catches people who use "tainted vitamins" - which is exactly what it should do.
Then we had the 15-minutes-of fame keyboard warrior weasels like Twonkle and Rekt-rd with their "next level" higher plateau of intelligence takes, castigating us all for calling her cheat. Well I'm sorry but in this sport, someone that takes a "vitamin" that leads to them testing positive for a performance enhancing substance in egregious excess in their system that then LIES about how it got there, instead volunteering a story so ridiculous it got flamed twice in both actual court and in the court of public opinion but even more poignantly , is so absurd that now they finally are just like "yeah I didn't believe it myself" - you knew what you were doing and you knowingly cheated.
And anyone that doesn't believe this - after this cherry on the sundae out of her mouth - is a delusion fool.