Stupid things people yell at you from their cars whil you are running.

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people these days wrote:

we got fast food thrown at us, specifically McDonald's.

Hey! That's my schtick.

today i got..."PUT SOME CLOTHES ON QUEER!"

i wont lie...that one kind of hurt.

wing wrote:

Some stupid, ignorant idiot yelled at me "go, forest, go.\"

I thought that was pretty hilarious.

Go, Forest, Go.....

What a f***ing moron! I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at that one! If someone said that to me, I would have to stop running to laugh.

Been running for years, some of my experiences:

Quotes:

"Which way to Munich." (PA)

"Where's the fire." (FL)

"Are you holdin'." (NY)

"You f*****g homo." (WI)

Thrown at me:

Ice cream cone (PA)

Beer can (partially full) (PA)

Paper (PA, WI)

Court Appearances: (PA)

Early one Sunday morning, myself and two teammates from college were putting in an easy long run early. A pick-up went by w/ three guys in the front and they yelled at us. We yelled back and they turned around and pulled over beside us. We went towards the vehicle and immediately saw they were loaded and had an open bottle of Jack Daniels with them. My buddy pulled the one loud mouth up by his collar and told him to beat it. They took off, turned around and came after us with the vehicle. They chased us through a persons yard with the truck, doing do-nuts and trying to run us down. People ran out of the house and called the cops. I testified against the driver two months later in court w/ my friends and he was put on probation.

This isn't Kirksville, buddy...Welcome to the city.

A friend of mine was biking through a roundabout, going 18 mph. A truck comes up behind him (speed limit is 15 mph) and honks. Biker does the normal thing and gives the driver the bird, so the driver comes up on his right in the roundabout and throws a lit cigarette at him. Then the driver exits the roundabout and weaves through several parking lots, trying to lose the biker. F*ckin moron.

When somebody yells the good old "run forrest run" I usually give them a "what does it look like im doing you f***ing retard" at the top of my lungs. I lose my breath after that one but it make me feel good.

Also i am amazed at todays elementry schoolers. They have quite a mouth on them. I live right across the street from a elementry school and it seems like everytime i go out to run they are having recess or something. I usually get the "put a shirt on" or "are you going to the naked club or something" (i like to run in just shorts no shirt). Where I go to college there is a high, middle, and elementry school within a mile of campus. There are alot of school buses that drive by filled with those brats and they like to yell alot of things.

What I really get a kick out of is when you run by some kids and they try to run with you actin all goofy. I give them the "lets go tubby".

I feel sorry for everybody that has been hit by something thrown at them. I have been lucky enough not to have been hit by anything yet.

Got a new one yesterday.

From a white kid with red hair in a car with three other white teenagers:

"Put a shirt on n*****!"

I was pretty suprised because I was A) Wearing a shirt (well a singlet anyway) and B) I am white as the day is long.

Oh and i almost forgot. I hate when cars see you running down the sidewalk and they pull up in your way when you try to cross a street. Their entire car is pass the stop sign, and there is alot of traffic. They think they can make me go out of my way and go around them, well they have another thing comin. I usually give them a good ole fashion hood slide. Especially when i am running for time and they just pull up all of a sudden and almost hit you. It works better when i am sweaty and the car has a fresh waxing. You will leave a nice slide mark across the hood and it is slippery as butter.

Flying Eagle wrote:

Oh and i almost forgot. I hate when cars see you running down the sidewalk and they pull up in your way when you try to cross a street. Their entire car is pass the stop sign, and there is alot of traffic. They think they can make me go out of my way and go around them, well they have another thing comin. I usually give them a good ole fashion hood slide. Especially when i am running for time and they just pull up all of a sudden and almost hit you. It works better when i am sweaty and the car has a fresh waxing. You will leave a nice slide mark across the hood and it is slippery as butter.

Wow, I usually give the passenger window a good solid hand print with my sweaty hand, but never a hood slide.

Do you really do that?

How? What is your approach?

I might try it.

I love to give the 4-abreast folks a good slippery-shoulder when they refuse to move.

Did it yesterday while running with a friend and got a "man, that is sick."

Once a guy was standing outside his car with a group of girls. As I ran by he yelled, "If you go by here again I'll kill you." So I ran around the block and waved as I ran past. The look on his face was priceless.

The other day while running barefoot at the football field I got "Where are your shoes." I told him I was very poor and couldn't afford them but I could afford to flip him the bird.

A lot of the time I like to use, "I know where you live and, I know where you sleep and, I swear your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." Usually scares them a bit. It's usually Jr. High punks that I have to deal with. I once blew a kiss to one and rubbed my nipples. They've only made some jokes to me and we exchange words but they've thrown rocks at some teammates.

i've posted this one before on a different thread, bu ti think you'll like it if you haven't read it.

our whole team was running along on a friday afternoon doing our campus warmup loop before practice. we ran past sbout 10 guys and girls drinking on their front porch. one of the girsl thought she'd be funny and run next t us in a really exaggerated style for a while. all her friends were clapping and cheering. by the grace of god i had a massive fart stored up and i casually ran up next to her, lifted my leg and let out one of the loudest farts of my life. the girl was stunned and stopped running, and the whole team had to stop running because we wer dying of laughter. all of us had to wal the half a mile back to the track because we couldn't stop laughing. every time o go back to my college town tha's the first story we talk about.

Wow, I usually give the passenger window a good solid hand print with my sweaty hand, but never a hood slide.

Do you really do that?

How? What is your approach?

I might try it.

A good hood slide does take some practice. I wont lie I ended up on my butt a few times. I just basically run right at the car (suv's and trucks r to big) and slide across the end of the hood on my butt with my feet hanging over the front of the vehicle. Watch out for the hoods that are not flat, it could be a rough ride but it is funny as hell when you leave a dent right in the middle of it. I have found out that if you are not sweaty then you will more than likely not slide very well. But hey as long as you r on that ass holes hood thats all that matters. That is as much of a hood slide as I can get right now. I am in the process of learning how to do it like they do on the Dukes of Hazzard. That is my goal.

ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS!!!! I almost died of laughter just reading that. Thanks for the great idea.

I hate it when drivers stop right in front of me in the crosswalk, especially when they see me coming. For a while I used the ol' hood slap, or spit on the car, etc. Never done a butt slide though...One day, I decided that instead of hitting the car, I would go right through the backseat, telling the driver on my way through not to stop in the crosswalk next time.

I've gone through two different backseats now, both women drivers, neither of whom I knew. The looks on their faces were priceless! I have tried to go through about three others, but doors were locked.

i've gotten both ends of the shorts comments (gay/nice shorts/put some clothes on as well as whistling/woo/etc).

the ones that stand out though are:

1) being offered a beer by some people at an off-campus house near Syracuse University

2) being asked if i had any live bait by a kid fishing at a state park

3) while confined to the hallways of my high school one day in the winter while going up some stairs, a girl asked us why we just didn't take the elevator.

Redd wrote: What's the dumbest things people have yelled at you while you are running?

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