So you're telling me, and all the other women who race park run and are interested in getting a top 3 finish recorded, that we are all mistaken and we are not racing at all? Because you are a self admitted slow male runner who has never come within a chance of winning a race?
Our poor little female brains, not knowing what to correctly think!
Thank goodness a great man has come along to correct the error of our ways!
Next time, I will make sure to run along sprinkling fairy dust, dressed in pink, leaving the men (all incarnations of them) to race past me!
Except there won't be a next time, because all of the fast women runners in our local area are boycotting park run for the foreseeable future.
Then you can complain about how slow female park runners are compared to males. At this rate, even you will be in with a chance of finishing in the top 100 overall!