Because the mods have been a thorn in the side of many and are in opposition to the enshrined rights of freedom of expression in which this of this great country was founded and have lessened the fun factor of participating on LRC, my moniker was born.
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I would consider relenquishing this quite clever username if the Mods would agree to the following terms:
1: A global apology for the diminishment of personal expression on LRC.
2: Enrollment in an enhanced educational institution that teaches the sacred rights of
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness in the great historical and cultural context of Western civilization.
3: A commitment to being fair and balanced.
4: Enrollment in program to enhance one's ability to understand the concepts of irony, sarcasm, hyperbole, and other forms of nuanced humor in online communication.