Why are people banned from the Sedona track now?

bag it like a dog's

Is there an associated poop cleaning fee addendum to the agreement?

'Way to endear yourselves to your host... No workout session is worth 'messing' up your relationship with a critical venue that others rely upon.

It’s hard to control bowel movements when running after eating a burritos 🌯 🤔

just wanted to plop in here to say that #dumpgate is my favorite running newstory of the year so far

monitoring this unfolding turd situation

Pooped on the track while people were training? Which lane? Inside or outside lane?

Sam Parsons has at least 4 tweets dedicated to reminding everyone he is pro and how terrible this is for pro runners and how can pro runners to do this and this ruins it for pro runners.

Total nonsense. So someone can take a dump in the middle of a residential street and not get charged by arguing there were no unlocked bathrooms around? Some speedster can take a dump in the Grand Canyon because they bathrooms are not opened? I can confirm that is not the case for you.

This has all the aspects of some initiation ritual for the Track Club. You know, like "to get in, you have to take a dump on the starting line" kind of thing. If people are desperate enough to be included, it's a bonding thing, like a fraternity.

Just stop with the burrito comments unless you have something genuinely funny to add.
It's been done multiple times, and much better.

No, they're just saying it's understandable. Like, I took dumps in wooded areas near houses growing up because I lived in a gated community and there were literally no restrooms available for miles. No one ever found me, because like I mentioned earlier, I'm smart about it. But if someone did walk up on me squatting behind a bush, I'd explain my situation and ask them what they'd like me to do in the future. Now they're the one in a pickle without any good options, and they'll understand my situation.

Yeah dude, one thing I know about runners and immature guys in general, it's that they cannot tell the difference between hearing a funny joke and repeating that same joke over and over to the same audience. It registers as the same thing to them. Funny line in a movie? They think they are being funny by repeating the line all day long out of context. We are going to hear shoehorned-in burrito jokes until something else becomes the new default joke. Supershoe jokes eventually died out, so take heart.

I have heard from an actual source that it was BTC, so idk what to believe anymore

Best reply of the thread right here.^

My only question is was it GDS or Mo?

Weird response from Athletics Canada.

How would some social mediacrat in Ottawa know who laid the deuce?

Use a Wag Bag

(Can someone please find and post the post of the century in which a runner hysterically poops himself on a random front lawn?)

The real life Bowerman would urinate wherever he wanted. Including on his own athletes. So on brand for BTC.

So much for the greater Flagstaff region being named to the “Most Fitness-Friendly Places for 2021” list.

IMO the best post in Letsrun history. They don't make them like this anymore.