Movie Lines- What's your favorites?

Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes

-The Godfather

Billy Idol in The Wedding Singer:

"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is."

Some great quotes so far.

From Top Gun:

"I feel the need. The need for speed."

Have we had Dirty Harry's "Go on punk - make my day?"

Life of Brian

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"

and

"There's not one of us would not willing lay down his life for the cause."

Small voice from the back cries out "Er....one"

(old thread revived, huh? I didn't read the whole thing, so hopefully this has not already been listed)

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

"After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it....course it f***ing was!"

"There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking f*** out of someone."

Memento (2000)

Leonard Shelby: (Running) Okay, what am I doing?

(Sees Dodd also running)

Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.

(Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard)

Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby: (Looking at an empty bottle of alcohol in his hand) I don't feel drunk.

Not exactly sure of the number in this quote, but anyway...Harry Dean Stanton in "Young Doctors In Love".....

"There are 37 different fluids in the human body, and I'm proud to say, I've tasted every one of them."

i know... let's have a spelling contest!"

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Felix Legions, General of the north, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and i will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

-Gladiator

The best guy movies of all time, i.e. hairy bag movies:

1) Gladiator and Trot (tie)

2) 300: bloodletting, violence and sex. way to go

3) all the Dirty Harry flicks

4) all the spaghetti westerns

5) anything starring Chuck Bronson, Lee Marvin and/or Clint Eastwood

Favorite line: Once Upon A Time in the West, Henry Fonda guns down a dude and says," Never trust a man who wears suspenders and a belt. Hell he can't even trust his own pants." A speghetti western that also starred, Chuck Bronson.

Lame guy flicks slash/homo-guy flicks: anything with Arnold in it. Or Lou. Or any body builder including, Jean Claude Van Damme.

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Rosebud."

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.