Unknown(?) Local Runner Claiming to be Shooting for US Woman's 10 Mile Road Record

So where is Jill racing this weekend? Are all the kids out of the hospital and doing okay?

Even after the family emergencies, the RD wished her luck in her upcoming races, so he must know something about her plans.

She runs with pure hate, I've rolled with her.

Pik Lottin wrote:

Apparently, this whole mess was just a miscommunication between her and her coach. They have decided to part ways, and Jill will be training under a new coach, Greg Price. You may remember Coach Price for his 4th place finish at the 1996 Olympic Trials 5000 meters, and as a training partner of Bob Kennedy.

SmartRunnr wrote:

Awesome choice, congrats Jill!

That just made my morning! SmartRunnr gobbled that sh*t up as truth!

Jason Rahm wrote:

A source told me that she is moving to Colorado to be sponsored by FoodServiceWarehouse.com and train for an Olympic Trials qualifier.

Whoaaaa! Memories flooding back. Has it really been ~six years since that dude got skillet fried here???

get used to it.. wrote:

Speaking of faked, i would love to see how many guys on this board run under the name "Jill Greathouse" in a race in the near future.

Woman here but I'm thinking about doing this at my next race. Unfortunately you will all be disappointed because there will be no AR here..

haha..... wrote:

get used to it.. wrote:

Speaking of faked, i would love to see how many guys on this board run under the name "Jill Greathouse" in a race in the near future.

Woman here but I'm thinking about doing this at my next race. Unfortunately you will all be disappointed because there will be no AR here..

You don't have to break any ARs. Just tell people you're going to, then don't show up.

haha..... wrote:

get used to it.. wrote:

Speaking of faked, i would love to see how many guys on this board run under the name "Jill Greathouse" in a race in the near future.

Woman here but I'm thinking about doing this at my next race. Unfortunately you will all be disappointed because there will be no AR here..

But a PR is guaranteed. Unless there are two car crashes and a skateboarding accident the morning of the race.

... and we still await the course certification number. Which do you think will happen first, Jill actually running a race, or that certification number appearing on the USATF website?

yARn spinner wrote:

haha..... wrote:

Woman here but I'm thinking about doing this at my next race. Unfortunately you will all be disappointed because there will be no AR here..

You don't have to break any ARs. Just tell people you're going to, then don't show up.

Like the joggers who are already bragging that they will be running Boston, who you won't hear from again after Boston.

Jill.

Mother.

Flipping.

Greathouse.

Just by reading the above text you are now faster. YOU'RE WELCOME. Don't enter any races to test that though, or it won't work.

Jason Rahm wrote:

A source told me that she is moving to Colorado to be sponsored by FoodServiceWarehouse.com and train for an Olympic Trials qualifier.

That is an excellent older reference!

Bump. Curious as to any updates on Jill, race sponsor and course certification.

I remember Elvis wrote:

Bump. Curious as to any updates on Jill, race sponsor and course certification.

Nothing, apart from:

Jill adding a FB profile photo with her supposedly accident prone son,

and these comments on her boss's FB practice site:

Timothy Leung Any comment on Jill's attempt at the 10 mile AR? What was her actual time? How was she training up to this? We know the race director saw her training data, care to share it with us?

Like · Reply · 2 · March 8 at 8:35am

Tom Scott What's her next race? What event is she going to try to qualify in for the Olympics?

Like · Reply · 4 · March 8 at 10:51am

(Some comments on side of page too)

The whole thing is as originally suspected, a lie, hoax, fraud, whatever you want to call it, not good for Rotary. Next years will be interesting.

Thanks. A girl with that kind of talent should already have some races lined up...lol.

Ah, we've been had. Now we'll all flock to the Upper Bucks Center for all of our foot and ankle injuries, because we'll think "You guys pulled off that huge hoax! I will gladly trust the health of my feet and ankles to you!"

I do have a case of plantar so i will be setting up an appt soon. Maybe I will meet the elusive Jill.

I remember Elvis wrote:

I do have a case of plantar so i will be setting up an appt soon. Maybe I will meet the elusive Jill.

She's not elusive, just give her a ring at the office.

Captain zero wrote:

But a PR is guaranteed. Unless there are two car crashes and a skateboarding accident the morning of the race.

FFE in danger of being unmasked.

I wish Jill would give some sort of response, the rotary too. This is ridiculous.

I think they're just done with it, in their minds. Plenty of local runners questioned both Bob and Austin via the rotary and upper bucks FB pages and they eventually deleted everything a few days after the race. Either no one else is bothering to post, knowing they won't get a straight answer, or rotary is quickly deleting everything. Like, I can't believe there are no smartass comments on the rotary's post about the results. Though they did just post a bike ride event...!