Boston Marathon Course Shut down tomorrow

democrats are stay at home fairies wrote:

Ran the course with no problems.

How'd you get back? Mommy pick you up?

@democrats wrote:

democrats are stay at home fairies wrote:

Ran the course with no problems.

How'd you get back? Mommy pick you up?

Actually it was your wife. She said she appreciated a man with the testicular fortitude to not let some slimeball politician say they couldn't run. And then we consumated our relationship by making love in your marital bed.

I logged onto this site to defend my son who finished his very special run on the course today. As a successful local attorney, I can say with absolute confidence that my son did nothing wrong or illegal by running on the course today. Do you want to know what's bad behavior? Egging your own house or leaving your supportive and voluptuous wife in order to create an unsuccessful rock band.

All I can say is I am very proud of my son who never calls me and never goes golfing with his weird aunt. This site is just a bunch of wimps. Where are all the real men who coach college athletics and wear dri-fit polos to weddings? Bring back the real manly men and while you're at it -- bring back Two Angry Runners. Now somebody get me a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

ok seriously.. approximately how many people ran the entire marathon course today?? 10? 100? 500? 1000? just curious. were they solo or in groups?

This may have been posted already.

Thought the little video was great.

https://twitter.com/bostonglobe/status/1251281192319619074?s=21

oh golly wrote:

This may have been posted already.

Thought the little video was great.

https://twitter.com/bostonglobe/status/1251281192319619074?s=21

Great video. Glad to know during our facemask crisis, Boston encourages putting them on bronze mfing statues. Great priorities.

Sergeant , Newton PD wrote:

Sir, I would strongly suggest you reconsider your idea. The City of Newton has placed a large traffic control sign on our western boundary that the marathon route is closed to all pedestrians. If our officers observe anyone running on the course they are to advise the individual to stop immediately or face arrest. If the individual continues they will be advised they are under arrest and to lay face down on the ground. Anyone who attempts to evade arrest will be tazed. Perpetrators will be zip tied and charged with violating a government order , disorderly conduct, disobeying a police officer and endangering the public welfare . If 10 or more are running together they will be charged with the felony of inciting a riot . After arrest, prisoners will be brought to the Newton Jail , where they will be held overnight until a court appearance Tuesday morning.

Fvck you

+1

Newton was peaceful this morning!

I don't get why anyone would want to do 26.2 on that route. Without the closed course, the spectators, the route kind of sucks. I've probably done 2-3k miles on the course anywhere from mile 4.5 to wellesley college. Most of it is around mile 7 (work .25 miles down bishop st). Mostly before 730am but some at lunch. Framingham is all kind of crap, that part of Ashland is boring. The only part I like is from West Natick commuter station out to Natick center and back via Natick High. After that, boring out to wellesley.

what report on running and the coronavirus di you read?

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/exercise-and-coronavirus-keep-your-distance/2306609/

Pink Monster wrote:

I logged onto this site to defend my son who finished his very special run on the course today. As a successful local attorney, I can say with absolute confidence that my son did nothing wrong or illegal by running on the course today. Do you want to know what's bad behavior? Egging your own house or leaving your supportive and voluptuous wife in order to create an unsuccessful rock band.

All I can say is I am very proud of my son who never calls me and never goes golfing with his weird aunt. This site is just a bunch of wimps. Where are all the real men who coach college athletics and wear dri-fit polos to weddings? Bring back the real manly men and while you're at it -- bring back Two Angry Runners. Now somebody get me a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Cool story bro, changed my life.

You boys stay outta Wellesley ya hear?

Which band are you referring to? I don't get the Two Angry Runners references either.

Yankees suck wrote:

I don't get why anyone would want to do 26.2 on that route. Without the closed course, the spectators, the route kind of sucks. I've probably done 2-3k miles on the course anywhere from mile 4.5 to wellesley college. Most of it is around mile 7 (work .25 miles down bishop st). Mostly before 730am but some at lunch. Framingham is all kind of crap, that part of Ashland is boring. The only part I like is from West Natick commuter station out to Natick center and back via Natick High. After that, boring out to wellesley.

i agree with this. the course blows except for miles 16-26. the only reason to run the full thing on any day other than patriots day is due to some mental disoder / runners ocd.

..... wrote:

ok seriously.. approximately how many people ran the entire marathon course today?? 10? 100? 500? 1000? just curious. were they solo or in groups?

Looking at the Strava segment, one guy did it yesterday, and 9 more did it Sunday. I'm sure there were more who just didn't post it, but you can probably assume not many more than that did it.

oh golly wrote:

This may have been posted already.

Thought the little video was great.

https://twitter.com/bostonglobe/status/1251281192319619074?s=21

Sorry that video blows. You gotta be a lemming just itching to be propagandized to like that kinda Shiite.