Pizza cheese wrote:
I once had a guy c@m on my leg at a stoplight. I was jogging in place waiting for the light to change. Passenger-side door opened and bam. It happened so quickly I didn't even realize what had happened until the car drove away. Really gross.
More details please! When, where, time of day, busy road..?
I want to understand how this is possible. Some dude who typically drives down the road rubbing one off, and then it was just perfect timing as he drove by you? Any dialog? Big grunt? Moan?
I just noticed you said passenger side? So someone else was driving and this dude was taking care of himself? WTF.
Either you win the rudest person prize or you win the best made up story on this thread prize. Either way, high marks.